Today's Topics:
What -i say WHAT, son???
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Date: Tue, 4 Jun 91 07:35:36 EST
From: The Wandering Pedestal of Angst <crimson@wpi.wpi.edu>
Message-Id: <9106041135.AA25097@wpi.WPI.EDU>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: What -i say WHAT, son???
Nohw Missah Glassa...
I'se didn't git involved wit dat dere discussion 'bout youse beein a Slack
Vampyre and all 'cuz I don't knows ya, but y'alls out theah MUSt see hiz
errur below:
>Subject: may 31st manhattan devival. blood gore fire rant spew tounges murder
>
>the band was supposed to run the video camera while they were not playing.
>they didn't, so there is no video tape.
>and it turns out that noone made an audio tape either.
...wese ALL know that it AIN'T real till it's on TAPE, son!
You've been shitting us; this was all the product of working on too much AI
stuff.
>however,
>It was a blast!
...poor deluded soul!
>did anyone out there go?
...I recommend a collection be taken up to send this bohy tostudy under The
Great Filmmaker Himself; yes, let us start the Send Josh to Stang Fund.
Send all checks, money orders, cash, pennies, credit card numbers, post office
recipts, blank [or full] video/audio tapes, food and any other medium of trade
to ME:
Rev. Dkr. Nick LaRG0, ASC
100 Institute Rd #296
Worcester Ma 01609
"Kill ``Bob'' or EAT ME!"
Disclaimer: "I'm the only one foolish enough to claim these opinions as mine."
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Rev. Dkr. Nick LaRG0, ASC of the First Orthodox MegaSpooTemple of the
Squirting Yeti Dobbs, Clench of the Unrepentant Gunman and Shrine of the
Sacred Bleeding Head.
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