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...secret plans visible....
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Date: Tue, 11 Jun 91 09:06:30 EST
From: Jesus Christ On XTC <crimson@wpi.wpi.edu>
Message-Id: <9106111306.AA11859@wpi.WPI.EDU>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: ...secret plans visible....
[clipped from the Vogon News Service ish#2341, tues 11-jun-91]
> Apple - Will sell its Macintosh computers through CompUSA Inc.
> {The Wall Street Journal, 10-Jun-91, p. B3}
> The CompUSA agreement, previously reported, marks the first time Apple has
> allowed a discounter to carry its Macintosh computers. Until now, Apple has
> relied exclusively on computer-speciality dealers to sell its products, and
> these loyalists have complained that they will lose sales as Apple shifts to
> mass merchandisers. Partly to mollify discontented dealers, Apple is allowing
> Dallas, Texas-based CompUSA, the nation's largest operator of
> computer-discount stores, to carry only part of the Macintosh line, including
> its two biggest sellers, the Macintosh LC and the Classic. Separately, Apple
> said it also authorized CompuCom Systems Inc., a Dallas-based computer dealer,
> to sell its products.
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...ok, so just TRY and convince me this isn't one of ``Bob''s companies? This
plus the recent talks 'tween IBMfascists and Apple(tm)fascists must mean that
``Bob'' is putting the slow squeeze on the computing industry! GOOD!
...I can see it now...Slogans for the final PowerBid including: ``A 486 PC in
every pot and two Macs in every garage!''
Disclaimer: "I'm the only one foolish enough to claim these opinions as mine."
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