Today's Topics:
More on the ``Cattle'' mutilations...
Presidential Anagrams for...
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Date: Wed, 17 Jul 91 22:43:58 EST
From: Jesus Christ On XTC <crimson@wpi.wpi.edu>
Message-Id: <9107180243.AA16836@wpi.WPI.EDU>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: More on the ``Cattle'' mutilations...
...from someone at our site:
>Hold it. Stop. Wait a minute. BRAINTREE? Good lord, that's my home town.
>My brother works the Hilltop. The things you miss when you're away at college.
>I'll see if I can dredge up any *insider* info....
...and all he could find out:
>Would you believe I can't find out a damn thing? This is all I've got, and
>most of it has already been rehashed:
>
> 1) at least one has, at the time, been caught/turned himself in
> 2) At least three heads have been returned. Some of them to the WBCN
> radio station.
>
>What *isnt* exactly spread around is that the 'heads' weren't the only thing
>to go. At least one was kneecapped (sawed off at the knees) and one poor
>devil was split completely in two. Good lord, doesn't anybody cow tip
>anymore? Quoted figure is $35000 in damage, but that could be a misquote.
>Seems high to me. *shrug*
.....doing my best in a sea of cheese....
joe
Disclaimer: "I'm the only one foolish enough to claim these opinions as mine."
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From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Cc: caw@athena.mit.edu
Subject: Presidential Anagrams for...
Date: Wed, 17 Jul 91 11:47:45 EDT
...George Herbert Walker Bush:
Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog (courtesy of R.A.W.)
Buggers worker, heh? Be alert!
Keebler Art-Whore Egg Brush
-- dr foo
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