Today's Topics:
Chick is slack
One Nation Under God
slack from the pink (re: jack t. chick)
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Message-Id: <m0k38F6-0000XYC@vishnu.reed.edu>
Date: Thu, 25 Jul 91 09:08 PDT
From: Nelson Minar <minar@reed.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Chick is slack
adam@whim.santa-cruz.ca.us naively asks:
> "Is art as weird and borderline psychotic as jack t. chick's is truly
>100% pink, no hints of slack anywhere?"
fucking heathen.
heathen bastard.
Don't you believe in the great voice of the faceless God incarnal, as
represented through Jack T. Chick and the flesh of his body the blood
of his body the thought of his body Chick comics?
Believe when you read "Satan's Master", the story of the horrible
tempations of that master of guile, Satan, and his evil dog religion.
Believe when you read "Are Catholics really Christians?" a most incisive
inquiry investigating the inner iniquities of their infantile interests.
Why DOES the body of Jesus Christ resemble the symbology used in the
worship of Set? Chick knows.
Believe when you read "xxxxxx", an expose on the evils of homosexuality.
Believe when he pictures the gay bashers as minions of God, perfectly
Aryan, with suggestions of halos over their head.
No, brother, Chick is not slack because of his cool art and his "weird"
writing. He is slack because he IS slack, because he speaks the one
truth and way and light.
Fucking heathen.
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Date: Thu, 25 Jul 91 16:01:39 PDT
From: "Andrew Scott Beals, KC6SSS" <autodesk!melange!abeals@fernwood.mpk.ca.us>
Message-Id: <9107252301.AA26000@melange.YP.acad>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: One Nation Under God
Got this comic book in my P.O. box today from the Sycamore Church of
Christ, One Nation Under God, P.O. Box 3273, Cookeville TN 38502.
It isn't up to Jack T. Chick, but it is pretty sickening all the
less.
You can phone up to 1 800 245 9010. I had them send the info to
Bob Dobbs at my P.O. Box. They answer the phone "One Nation Under
God" -- sounds like a well-funded operation. Hm, they got someone
in Dallas to send the materials out!
Rev. Bong Di
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Organization: Alternative Theory Fabricators
Reply-To: kddlab!atr-la.atr.co.jp!todd@uunet.uu.net
To: The network Clench <SubGenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: slack from the pink (re: jack t. chick)
Date: Thu, 25 Jul 91 18:21:54 V
Message-Id: <20084.680433714@atr-la>
From: stucco toast <kddlab!atr-la.atr.co.jp!todd@uunet.uu.net>, odd
In <9107231358.aa00433@whim.santa-cruz.ca.us> adam wrongly asks
> so what is it 100% pink, or only 99% pink?
Well, what do you get from it?
If you spend three hours writing a long flame to the publisher, and
the receive it and flush it down the toilet, then overall pinkness is
increased.
If you come home from a hard day of ninetafive, pop a pack-o-'frop'
in your pipe, and gurgle in amusements, then there is increased slack.
Perhaps you can integrate over all the effects this artifact has,
and the second-order effects
for example: if it pushes one foaming Xtian to the point of
zealotry, they accost you, and you whup'em upside the head with
your beer bottle and excise a few diseased neurons in their
ganglia. :Or, some random pink snaps in some other way from
sheer overload, and finds slackfullllness
third order effects, ed set terror, ed set terror.
A coke bottle in our anti-culture could be a vessel for the Con, but
among bushmen may be an artifact of slack.
I can not think of an artifact for slack which cannot be abused for
pinkness, except perhaps for the uncontrollable Dobbs hisself,
by this very virtue. Proof by uncontrollability.
It should now be obvious that pink does not exist without slack, slack
cannot exist without pink. Get yourself some pink today!
That's what the zen buddhists tried to say.
``Don't work for them, make them work for you.''
May the Luck Plane tip in your flavor,
Rev. stucco toast
(Maxwell's Demon against the Con)
Now quick, toss me that frisbee disclaimer,
I gotta run and play (tm) Law'n' D'arts.
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