Today's Topics:
Anyone know if/where an electronic copy of LAPD messages can be found?
A SubGenius FTP directory?
Turning money into slack
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: Thu, 8 Aug 91 10:48 EDT
From: Debbie Does Hilbert Space <BARRSTEV%UNCG.BITNET@mitvma.mit.edu>
Subject: Anyone know if/where an electronic copy of LAPD messages can be found?
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Message-id: <330A207F107F200CC6@uncg.bitnet>
You know, the messages sent back an forth between the computers in the police
cars. Having heard about 30 min. worth of the messages 'performed' on LeShow,
I'd like to get a copy for (what else) a cookie program. Is it available for
ftp someplace? Failing that, where can one request/purchase a hardcopy?
One (approximate quote) went as follows: "...I left a 14-year old girl
handcuffed to my chin-up bar wearing only a blindfold and salad oil..."
Vaya con Bob,
Steve Barr
------------------------------
Date: Thu, 8 Aug 91 02:46:07 EDT
From: Mitchell Silverman (SARASOTA) <silverma@sunburn.ec.usf.edu>
Message-Id: <9108080646.AA15009@sunburn.ec.usf.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: A SubGenius FTP directory?
Hey! I hadda idea. How about setting up a SubGenius FTP directory up at
the Institute for Computational Theology?
I've got this amazing political expert system here I wrote that I could
upload--it simulates Bob Martinez with "distorted inputs," (acid, pot,
black beauties, even nicotine and caffeine!) Jesse Helms with Urban League
tendencies, and Dan Quayle with Marilyn Vos Savant's IQ. My next project
is gonna be designing a winning Democratic Presidential candidate for
'92--I like challenges.
Unfortunately, it'll only run under my custom OS--CP/M-SPARC.
Rev. Dr. Mitch, KSC, usw.
----------
Frank Zappa for President in '92!
------------------------------
Date: Thu, 8 Aug 91 00:06:13 EDT
From: drw@BOURBAKI.MIT.EDU
Message-Id: <9108080406.AA15885@paley>
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu, drw@math.mit.edu
Subject: Turning money into slack
Does anybody sell SubG paraphernalia? I haven't even seen SubG
T-shirts for sale recently...
Deprived,
Rev. Ahenobarbus
------------------------------
End of Subgenius Digest
******************************
