Today's Topics:
Bob in the news again
Global selection buffer klip art
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Date: Fri, 16 Aug 91 01:55:20 EDT
From: Michael Turyn <mturyn@psyche.mit.edu>
Message-Id: <9108160555.AA14158@psyche.mit.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
There is a truly unintentionally hilarious postcard depicting the Rapture,
which shows cars and a plane crashing as the white-robed GimmeeJesusBoyz
ascen upward...pretty awful, when you consider that the postcard makers
believe that all the folks _behind_ the crashing cars and around the
crashing planes aren 't saved, so are probably going to fall into the
Lake of Fire (their names not being written in the book of life---see
Jackchickletesians 1:1-133). Makes me wonder if their god is laughing
his head off, probably it sounds like ``Haw haw haw''.
AS for marrying someone who tried to kill you, it 's either prove of Pinkness
(extreme dupe-hood) or of true SubabNormSoul (ability to appreciate an honest
sexhurt experiment, no matter how ill-conceived----see ``Bride of ReAnimator'').
Nolan Boyd
``The problem with Success is all the cess you end up sucking.''
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Date: Fri, 16 Aug 91 23:24:09 -0400
From: John Woods <jfw@eddie.mit.edu>
Message-Id: <9108170324.AA10815@EDDIE.MIT.EDU>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Bob in the news again
This time, weather forecasters have identified TROPICAL STORM "Bob", and
are predicting that it may WELL turn into HURRICANE "Bob" and SMITE the
coast of Florida! And goodness knows it could use a good smiting.
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Message-Id: <9108162018.AA03535@enet-gw.pa.dec.com>
Date: Fri, 16 Aug 91 13:19:02 PDT
From: "Alan H. Martin 16-Aug-1991 1550" <amartin@tle.enet.dec.com>
To: bob@tle.enet.dec.com
Subject: Global selection buffer klip art
Don't get caught by surprise on X-Day. Paste this message directly into your
DECwindows Calendar to serve as a handy reminder.
/AHM
Entry on : Sunday the 5th of July, 1998
From : 7:00
To : 24:00
{DECwindows_Calendar:1998.07.05;07:00-24:00T}
Xists arrive.
Break out 'frop and head for rendezvous.
{DECwindows_Calendar}
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