Today's Topics:
Bob in the news again
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Date: Mon, 19 Aug 91 09:21:49 PDT
From: "Michael J. Tuciarone" <auspex!tooch@uunet.uu.net>
Message-Id: <9108191621.AA07922@mongoose.auspex.com>
To: uunet!mc.lcs.mit.edu!Subgenius@uunet.uu.net
Subject: Bob in the news again
> This time, weather forecasters have identified TROPICAL STORM "Bob", and
> are predicting that it may WELL turn into HURRICANE "Bob" and SMITE the
> coast of Florida! And goodness knows it could use a good smiting.
Well, it'll all be over by the time this message makes it out of Auspex'
extremely slackful mailer, but it's worth noting that H. Bob didn't
even touch Florida or even North Carolina. Instead, I note with some
interest that it (He?) is headed straight for mc.lcs.mit.edu. Hmm.
Note also that if you project the path past Cape Cod, it intersects
Kennebunkport.
Bob saves!
--the Rightmost Right Most Reverend Touche Irony
of the Chapel of Our Lady of the Ford Small-Block
P.S.: Well, since I just triggered the NSA grep daemon, I might as well...
Bush Conspiracy Sununu SCUD DEA Iran Hostage Contra Yeltsin Casey CIA Imam
P.P.S.: Too bad about Misha G., eh? Maybe some volunteer could go to his
dacha in the Crimea and minister to him in exile. What a pitch that would
make: "I used to run the Evil Empire, but then I found Bob..."
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