Today's Topics:
acts of "Bob"
a worthy cause:
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From: "Robert E. Seastrom" <rs@ai.mit.edu>
Date: Wed, 21 Aug 91 09:59:05 EDT
Message-Id: <9108211359.AA05719@soggy-fibers>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: acts of "Bob"
From: Doug MacDonald <macdon@think.com>
Note also that if you project the path past Cape Cod, it intersects
Kennebunkport.
Bob saves!
Just wondering... I wonder what insurance policies do about "acts of Bob"?
An act of "Bob" is not generally something you'd want to insure
against. Remember that if you have enough slack, "Bob" Dobbs will
reach out with his mighty Foot and KICK OUT the table leg that holds
up YOUR CORNER of the LUCK PLANE, causing all that luck to SPILL RIGHT
INTO YOUR LAP. When the luck plane gets skewed that badly, insurance
companies will be sending you checks regardless of whether you are
insured by them or not...
--- Vicar Rob (not "Bob") Clench of the Green Polyethylene First Church of Slack in a Sack, Jack.------------------------------
From: Eli Brandt <eli@smectos.gang.umass.edu> Message-Id: <9108211552.AA09075@smectos.gang.umass.edu> Subject: a worthy cause: To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu Date: Wed, 21 Aug 91 11:52:30 EDT
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Eli
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