Today's Topics:
killifish, the secret of the ages hold!
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Date: Tue, 3 Sep 91 11:09:25 EDT
From: Joshua Glasser <joshua@shadow.ait.com>
Message-Id: <9109031509.AA06434@shadow.ait.com>
To: veritas.com!oleg@uu.psi.com
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Subject: killifish, the secret of the ages hold!
Cc: MC.LCS.MIT.EDU!SubGenius@uu.psi.com
Reply-To: joshua@shadow.ait.com
"give a killifish a cookie" is lost. but, i do have a poem that I wrote
a good while previously from an older archive tape.
here `tis!
Killifish, The Secret of the Ages hold!
a poem by rev. dr. willie "killifishguts" macadamia
we try to make the killifish talk
in boiling dark in a flood of light as the bore roars above the slashing plunge pool.
something had to be done.
killifish, the secret of the ages hold.
within their nictitations
they are masters of correspondence,
withing their respirations
they are masters of the ebb and flow,
killifish, the secret of the ages hold.
We would make the killifish talk
formula, the secret of the ages,
polarization, nutrality, transmutation, gender.
the bastards! they would keep from us the diet of truth.
something had to be done!
killifish, the secret of the ages hold.
would i with beans, beans of great beauty and grace
prepared with peppers and garlic, cumin and corriander
delight with a killifish mooneye pie?
give a killifish a cookie? "bob" sold me only one.
Damn, killifish bite me again!
advancing on me backwards, i reject them!
pluck! nip! bump! killifish, whore to you; I am no killifish!!
give a killifish a cookie? "bob" I ask you again: what did it accomplish?
I'll twist their fins something rotton
in boiling dark in a flood of light as the bore roars above the slashing plunge pool.
Damn, killifish bite me again!
killifish, I am no killifish whore.
I'll crack their jaws!
would i with beans, beans of great beauty and grace
prepared with peppers and garlic, cumin and corriander
delight with a killifish, breaded and fried with egg, bread, and paprika?
the bastards! they would keep from us the diet of truth.
killifish you may have out paced me this time.
give a killifish a cookie, "bob" gave you three!
the bastards! they would keep from us the diet of truth.
with their smug laws of infinte supply,
killifish, the secret of the ages hold,
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