Today's Topics:
Anticheirst, of the free of me hand to ye!
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Date: Wed, 18 Sep 91 15:53:37 -0700
From: Rex Black <rex@devnet.la.locus.com>
Message-Id: <9109182253.AA416956@devnet.la.locus.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
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Nate spake, after describing "Bob's" decapitation of a Slackless Teen:
> ...I mean please, that's almost as likely as one gunman,
> acting alone, assassinating President Kennedy!
Nooooooooo!!! You've got it _all_ _wrong_! First off, far too many
people know about the "multiple-gun" story for it to be anything other
than _yet_ _another_ CON scheme to obfuscate the truth. Second,
Lee Harvey Oswald was an incarnation of "Bob", and Jack Ruby was "Bob's"
alter-ego who had to kill "Bob" to release Slack into the Universe
and allow "Bob" to be reincarnated in his True Form. John Kennedy was
clearly the Anti-Slack, for who else would suggest that someone go
out and find things to do for their country rather than enjoying what
little Slack the Con allows them!?!
I hope I've cleared up this little bit o' confusion.
Rex
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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Anticheirst, of the free of me hand to ye!
Reply-to: ingria@bbn.com
Date: Wed, 18 Sep 91 12:42:17 EDT
From: ingria@bbn.com
Message-ID: <9109181251.aa19310@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
[This recently surfaced from the bottom of a mailbox. Oh, those
fun-loving millenialists!]
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From: giua@ecse.rpi.edu (Alessandro Giua)
Subject: Waiting 1992: mystic expectancy.
Date: 19 Feb 91 23:12:50 GMT
As 1992 draws near apace, the concept of European Community
is increasingly discussed from many a viewpoint. However,
the mystical and religious consequences of the european
unification seldom are addressed.
I am posting here some excerpts from an informative leaflet I
have found on the windshield of my car after returning from
the local grocery store.
Although the thesis of the author is clearly expressed, I find
some statements not adequately justified. I also noticed some
lesser incongruities (the members of the EEC are presently 12
and not 10 as stated). Maybe someone would care to post a more
accurate review.
Alessandro
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AUTHOR: Mission for The Coming Days
East Rutherford, NJ
TITLE: God's Judgement Day is Near.
In Autumn 1992, Jesus is coming again.
SYNOPSIS: Biblical Prophesy to Be Fulfilled.
Rapture -> United Europe (E.E.C.) -> Antichrist Reveled ->
7 yrs. of Great Tribulation -> Jesus's Coming to Earth with
Saints -> Thousand Years of Jesus's Reign on Earth -> Great
White Throne Judgement ->Eternal Heaven and Hell
SECTION 3: Antichrist and His Kingdom (E.E.C.)
ANTICHRIST is known as the man of lawlessness, the son of destruction
(II Thess 2:3), and the Beast (Rev 13). He will be the ruler of the
REVIVED ROMAN EMPIRE which is a ten-nation confederacy, and that is
prophesied as ten toes of the great statue in the dream of the king of
Babylon and ten horns of a beast in the dream of Daniel. (Dan 2:41-43, 7:7)
EUROPEAN ECONOMIC COMMUNITY (E.E.C.) or United Europe will be this
ten-nation confederacy, and the antichrist will appear upon its unification
in 1992. He will estabilish seven years of peace treaty with Israel, but
will break it after three and a half years. He will put a stop to their
sacrifice and grain offering, and FORCE THEM TO WORSHIP him. Those who
will not worship WILL BE MARTYRED. (Dan 9:27)
''And it was given to him to make war with the saints and to
overcome them; and authority over every tribe and people and tongue and
nation was given to him. And all who dwell on the earth will worship him.''
(Rev. 13:7, 8)
SECTION 4: Jesus's Second Coming Related to Creation
God created the universe in six days and rested on the seventh day,
and sanctified the seventh day to be His day. (Gen 2:3) According to
II Peter 3:8, ''with the Lord one day is as a thousand years, and a
thousand years as one day,'' one day can be interpreted as thousand
years. Therefore, human history will end in six thousand years, and
Jesus will reign the last thousand years, A TOTAL SEVEN THOUSAND
YEARS OF HISTORY. Adam to Jesus was four thousand years, and in
YEAR 1999 six thousand years of human history will end. If we subtract
seven years of Great Tribulation, Jesus's second coming (rapture)
must take place IN YEAR 1992.
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