Today's Topics:
received gobs and gobs of text
tired?!!?
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Date: Sun, 13 Oct 91 09:00:36 -0700
From: UberButt mit dem FuBlang DinGUS <uberman@ucscb.ucsc.edu>
Message-Id: <9110131600.AA03706@ucscb.UCSC.EDU>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
take me off this list, please.
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Date: Sun, 13 Oct 91 14:07:49 EDT
From: Jennifer Quirin <quirin@infiniti.ece.cmu.edu>
Message-Id: <9110131807.AA22108@infiniti.ece.cmu.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: received gobs and gobs of text
Thanks to all who replied to my requests for the Xerox stuff and the
Harvey Milk case.
I don't think I'll be eating Twinkies for a while.
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From: Joseph Zachary Provo <crimson@wpi.wpi.edu>
Date: Sun, 13 Oct 91 18:39:27 EST
Message-Id: <9110132239.AA19232@rugsucker>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: tired?!!?
X-Lyric: ``when I'm a little bit ugly it's my kind of feeling; I'm drunk and I'm blind.''
>From: UberButt mit dem FuBlang DinGUS <uberman@ucscb.ucsc.edu>
>
>take me off the list please.
>i'm tired.
tired? Tired? Did you say TYE-erd, boy?
well yool be TIRED of the torture and electric death rained upon you come - what
will be for the REST of us - SALIVATION DAY!
When I get the chance to gnaw on yer inner ear from the OTHER side of your
skull, I'll JUMP at it and burn thru with my NEW OVERMAN LASERBEAM EYES! When
we dance naked in the pleasure saucers, bedding women with MORE breasts than
eyes, YEA you and your ilk will be like so much spurted semen striking the
bathroom tile! ....just when you think yer gittin' too SILLY is when you turn
around and realize you weren't HALF as fuckedup as you had hoped!
DON'T get tired -- get WIRED ... WIRED for WOTAN and the coming [again and
again] of the Greatly HORRIBLE `angelic' HORDE from Planet X! Seriousness is
death -- spit into your urine sample and make them HUMANS _try_ to use their
puny excuses for brains! dump a VAT of green food colouring into the city's
water supply and SCARE the little monkeys! Dress up in a biz-ness suit, wear
clown shoes and wave at the airplanes as they land in the airport -- FROM THE
AIRSTRIP! one of those spuds inbound from havana COULD be a latent Sub, just
waiting for that call...that JAR...that kick in the hindbrain that brings about
TOTAL LUNACY!
REVEL in your existance on the FRINGE of your OWN reality -- fuck ``theirs''.
...........and then drink your liver dead and muse over the all-encompassing
nature of The Con, and how -- by our VERY self-exclusion -- we are *aiding* it.
Rev Dkr Nick LaRG0, ASC and TriPolar syndromist...
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Disclaimer: "I'm the only one foolish enough to claim these opinions as mine."
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Bronnton || Ossiner || Lurker || BBI Havoc || Mr. Half-Antlered M00se
Rev. Dkr. Nick LaRG0, ASC of the First Orthodox MegaSpooTemple of the
Squirting Yeti Dobbs, Clench of the Unrepentant Gunman and Shrine of the
Sacred Bleeding Head.
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