Today's Topics:
Ooooh, Aaaah...
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Date: Wed, 16 Oct 1991 00:49:03 -0500
From: "Jason L. Asbahr" <st13w@menudo.uh.edu>
Message-Id: <199110160549.AA08010@Menudo.UH.EDU>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Ooooh, Aaaah...
Behold brothers and sisters! (You hold the brothers, I'll take the sisters)
I have raised the dead! Only 1 small month ago did I shake the hand of
the Stangster Himself and LO miracles have befallen me! I have (listen
closely now) reached in with the mind powers "Bob" and POPPED THE KERNELS
THAT ARE *ALWAYS* LEFT UNPOPPED IN A BAG OF "microwave" POPCORN! <gasp!>
That's right! With a little concentration (and a thrice blessed microwave
annointed with Coke (TM)) I have HARNESSED the very MIND RAYS of the
XIST forces! A mighty fortress is our "Bob"!
It was only LAST WEEK that I saw Elvis, alive and well, cruising the "River
Oaks Lux-o Hotel" in his 1960's convertible! The drugs (and good living)
have indeed kept him young! Don't fall for that Old Elvis and donuts tripe --
I've seen the Real Thing!
The week before that found me with Houston's Pope J-Hova 4x4 hawking hard
drives and making fun of the lousy excuse for a speaker that Atari Corp
sent the Safari...
And was it only half a year ago (that much, even?) that Rev. NICK LARG0 turned
me ON to the Faith and showed me the light at the end of the Millennium!
On wit da Con,
Jason Asbahr 116 E. Edgebrook #603
jasona@sugar.hackercorp.com Houston, Texas 77034
st13w@lisa.cc.uh.edu (NeXTmail) (713) 749-2686 voice
st13w@menudo.uh.edu < CyberEducation! >
[Soon to be NeXT Campus Consultant!]
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