Today's Topics:
Tearing down the false Bob
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Date: Tue, 3 Dec 91 20:14:47 CST
Message-Id: <9112040214.AA03788@track29.lonestar.org>
From: "Reverend 3.0" <rev30@track29.lonestar.org>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Tearing down the false Bob
Reverend Bob Tilton is one of those scumbag TV preachers who takes money from
willing dupes by telling them that JHVH-1 will make them RICH if they send in
a "vow of faith." His TV ministry pulls in about $80 million a year.
Well, things have been going JUST FINE until recently when Tilton, high on
his own power, "forgot" to make his protection payment to "Bob". Big mistake.
"Bob" called up Diane Sawyer (who wasn't even mad about him skipping out on
the hotel bill) and gave her a whole package of expose' footage. Next thing
you know, ABC's Prime Time is nuking the poor sonuvabitch in their highest-
rated show ever (thank's to "Bob"'s pals at Neilson). Naked of the powerful
Dobbs protection, Tilton is now at the mercy of Conspiracy machinery such as
the IRS. But that's not enough.
Rabbi Schwa and I have taken Tilton's own words and twisted them digitally
into a two-minute thirteen-second musical SACRED JIBE! Copies of this
must be diseminated and, if at all possible, PLAYED ON THE RADIO. Several
stations in Dallas have already done so. If you get the Hour of Slack, it
will be on the next show. If you don't, you can help SPREAD THE SMEAR.
Send $3 (or $6 for a GOOD tape), (and a letter explaining why you've sent
the bucks), to:
Weeping Cyclops Insignia Company
PO Box 595148
Dallas, TX 75359-5148
One you have a copy, you may distribute it as you like, we're just tryin'
to cover costs.
Slack,
Reverend 3.0
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