Today's Topics:
Give 'em The Finger!
yansfr (yet another new slack-filled religion)
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From: "Robert E. Seastrom" <rs@ai.mit.edu>
Date: Mon, 23 Dec 91 22:48:59 EST
Message-Id: <9112240348.AA25046@rice-chex>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Give 'em The Finger!
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will recognize this as one of the greatest profit-makers of all time.
"They may be pink, but their money is still green!"
From: Debbie Leahy <76357.1070@CompuServe.COM>
Subject: Give 'em The Finger!
>From the National Anti-Vivisection Society, 53 West Jackson Boulevard, Chicago,
IL 60604-3795:
You are spending millions to let researchers make baby monkeys alcoholics. The
waste and cruelty are obscene.
GIVE 'EM THE FINGER.
Call 1-900-PROTEST
(1-900-776-8378)
Tell Congress you've had enough!
Psychologists have known for decades that humans raised without their mothers
are more prone to alcoholism.
So there's absolutely NO reason to use millions of your tax dollars to do the
same thing to monkeys.
Especially when that same money could be used to help human alcoholics.
Call 1-900-PROTEST NOW!
Hear what a former researcher has to say about the cruelty and waste.
Then give us your name and address. For the cost of this call, we will send a
Priority Letter to your Congressman to register your PROTEST immediately.
THE TOTAL COST is $4.99 per call, not per minute.
PUBLIC SERVICE: The National Anti-Vivisection Society receives no proceeds
from this call. A complimentary copy of the Priority Letter will be sent to
you.
PLEASE CALL NOW 1-900-PROTEST
We've made it easy. Al you have to do is make the call!
- National Anti-Vivisection Society - Stop the Cruelty. Stop the Waste.
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Date: Mon, 23 Dec 91 16:04:31 CST
From: "L. Donovan Dodd" <donnie@corona.itd.msstate.edu>
Message-Id: <9112232204.AA13367@Corona.ITD.MsState.Edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: yansfr (yet another new slack-filled religion)
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