Today's Topics:
"Bob"mass Greetings
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From: "Jason L. Asbahr" <st13w@menudo.uh.edu>
Message-Id: <199112260653.AA11271@Menudo.UH.EDU>
Subject: "Bob"mass Greetings
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Thu, 26 Dec 91 0:53:33 CST
A thoughtful friend gave me a gift today that might make a good After Xmas
purchase for you or yours -- _The Boomer Bible_. It's wonderfully bound
in shiny black paper with a two-state picture on the front that MUST be
the Hand of "Bob" Himself. Let me share with you a selection from
"The Litany -- Or General Incantation"...
Let us bray. [sic]
We humbly remind you, O Harry, that we are fine just the way we are; and
so, for the greater glory of your name, turn from us all those meddlers
who seek to improve us in any way; and acknowledge that in all our endeavors,
we may do what we want, when we want to do it, no matter who gets hurt, just
as you advised in your own words when you were here; so that we may go on
praising you and participating in your Parish; with the full approval of you
who are our only mentor and ally, Harry, First Babe of the Boom. *So there*.
Eat, drink, and take no prisoners,
Jason Asbahr 116 E. Edgebrook #603
jasona@sugar.hackercorp.com Houston, Texas 77034
next@tree.egr.uh.edu (NeXTmail) (713) 749-2686 voice
st13w@menudo.uh.edu UH NeXT Campus Consultant
Temporary Wauist for random lengths at random intervals...
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