Today's Topics:
Another Bob sighting
[bill coderre: Re: Subgenius Digest V3 #2]
john and bobbie, the chaste and pure!?!
Neocheating is something new -- something frightening
Neo-toke
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From: "Eric A. Haines" <erich@eye.com>
Message-Id: <9201071555.AA17066@hemlock>
Subject: Another Bob sighting
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Tue, 7 Jan 92 10:55:11 EST
I finally saw the feature film length film of Mike Jittlov, "The Wizard of
Speed and Time". Low budget, sincere, middlin' amusing, probably shown at
Science Fiction conventions late at night. Why mention it here? There's a
giant Dobbshead decal on the side of one of the good guys' minivan. So, add
Jittlov's name to sympathizers to the church; always good to know when the
tri-annual church fund drive is on (this drive's big kick-off event is the
ritual dressing of alpacas in business suits made of woven human hair).
Eric (157th Incarnation of the Inexorable World Egg)
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To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: [bill coderre: Re: Subgenius Digest V3 #2]
Date: Tue, 07 Jan 92 15:52:27 -0500
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>
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Date: Tue, 7 Jan 92 08:43:46 -0800
From: bill coderre <bc@apple.com>
Subject: Re: Subgenius Digest V3 #2
I've actually seen and read the Neo-Tech document, and it is about a skillion-
dillion pages of very high quality rant. Definitely worth the price asked.
If you want a real religion, go become a sufi monk.
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Date: Tue, 7 Jan 92 10:53:07 -0800
From: Rex Black <rex@devnet.la.locus.com>
Message-Id: <9201071853.AA438047@devnet.la.locus.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Cc: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: john and bobbie, the chaste and pure!?!
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> [JFK] may have been no saint, but I'm glad him and Bobby aren't alive to see
> what fat-Teddy and Willie Smith and others have been doing to the family
> name.....
This is a hoot! Are you talking about the same Kennedy brothers that I've
heard of? The JFK who banged Marilyn Monroe and other women in the White
House and other places _while_ married to Jackie? The Bobbie Kennedy who
was also involved in such sessions at a beach-house in Malibu? The Kennedy
brothers who have been reputed to enjoy marijuana and cocaine on various
occassions?
While one may admire RFK and JFK's temerity in the face of the Powers
that Were, it must be realized that the press did not do the hatchet
jobs on the character of public figures then that they do now. (Note
that this is part of the Con, since focusing on the characters rather
than the issues allows the parts-is-parts Talking Heads to change while
the Con Remains the Same.) Ted and Bill's Excellent Misadventure in
West Palm Beach is merely carrying on the grand tradition of America's
Royal Family.
Cynically yours,
Rex
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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Neocheating is something new -- something frightening
Date: Tue, 07 Jan 92 02:08:11 EST
Message-ID: <8250.694768091@ANKARA.MT.CS.CMU.EDU>
From: Todd_Kaufmann@ankara.mt.cs.cmu.edu
(notes from Day Minus 2215)
I think this is a superb piece of bulldada. I recieved the same info
packet discussed here last May.
My favorite testimonial:
``Giving Neo-Tech to my son instead of sending him to college.''
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Date: Tue, 7 Jan 92 03:04:56 EST
From: Jesus Christ On XTC <crimson@wpi.wpi.edu>
Message-Id: <9201070804.AA30288@wpi.WPI.EDU>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Neo-toke
...I was going to stay out of this, but when a friend of mine with a rodent
named ``Bob'' jumps in, well...
I had been approached by the neo-tech dweebs before i was ordined.
Seems to me that they are a CON-washed psuedo-Sub system.
Face it -- they are after the same `type' of people -- charsimatic, powerful
people. Us.
>After all, Scientology cuts down all of the same people (politicians,
>etc.) but calls them "Merchants of Chaos" instead of "professional
>value destroyers".
...they both target gooooood targets [institutional brainwashers] but hell, I'd
LIKE to be able to make $$$ off of the chaos i generate, and I think of myself
as a value destroyer hanging onto his amatuer status, so I can get into the
olymics....
>Sorry to burst anyone's bubble.
Nate?
sorry? SORRY? *S*O*R*R*Y*!
HELL BOY ``I blow minds for a living''! When the screetching primates were
clonking each other with bones, MY ancestors were DISCARDING calculus as TOO
SIMPLE! When one of them wandered into the Yeti encampments, them Yetis turned
them into sexhurttoys of such a VIOLENT and PRIMATIVE dimension that the
generations of breeding into that damn human genepool makes their sexgames
totally UNFATHOMABLE to US, the YETISYNY!
Bursting bubbles is mentally popping a CHERRY, boy!
You gonna tell me that you don't enjoy raping a pure, virgin mind??
I try to get in THREE before brunch.
......in ``Bob'' we fuck,
Rev Dkr Nick LaRG0, ASC
of the First Orthodox MegaSpooTemple of the Squirting Yeti
Dobbs, the Clench of the Unrepentant Gunman,
Shrine of the Sacred Bleeding Head.
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