Today's Topics:
Posting on Neotech??
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Date: Wed, 8 Jan 92 12:57:31 PST
From: Hagame uno mas! Esos son muy cool! <metaware!sol!rickh@uunet.uu.net>
Message-Id: <9201082057.AA20423@sol.metaware.com>
To: uunet!mc.lcs.mit.edu!Subgenius@uunet.uu.net
Subject:
>> [JFK] may have been no saint, but I'm glad him and Bobby aren't alive to see
>> what fat-Teddy and Willie Smith and others have been doing to the family
>> name.....
>
>This is a hoot! Are you talking about the same Kennedy brothers that I've
>heard of? The JFK who banged Marilyn Monroe and other women in the White
>House and other places _while_ married to Jackie? The Bobbie Kennedy who
>was also involved in such sessions at a beach-house in Malibu? The Kennedy
>brothers who have been reputed to enjoy marijuana and cocaine on various
>occassions?
Of course that's who he's talking about! JFK and RFK would have been
ashamed of Teddy and Willie! They got caught!
If you were president, married to Jackie, and had a chance to bang
Marilyn Monroe, wouldn't you? I know I would. And what better way
can you think of for avoiding an embarassing drug bust than being the
commander-in-chief?
Cop: "Well, sir, you're smoking a joint. I'm gonna have to
take you in."
JFK: "Fuck you! You slimy little creep, I'll nuke you and your
fucking family so far back into the Stone Age you won't
even have an opposable thumb!"
All Teddy could manage was Chappaquidick and mumbling some sorry bull-
shit about how he figured Willy got laid _honestly_.
I hang my in sorrow for the passing of a truly American dynasty.
// ---<--@ -Echo
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From: "Richard L. Rosen" <rlr@panix.com>
Message-Id: <9201080521.AA29282@panix.com>
Subject: Posting on Neotech??
To: mc.lcs.mit.edu!Subgenius@cmcl2.nyu.edu
Date: Wed, 8 Jan 92 0:21:21 EST
In the immortal words of Automatic Subgenius Digestifier...
> From: Nathan Charles Crowell <bigal@wpi.wpi.edu>
> Subject: Is Neo-Tech just Neo-Scientology?
>
> After reading the posting about Neo-Tech, it makes me wonder...
This system has been down for a few days, so I must have missed this one.
Could someone forward me a copy of this so-called posting on so-called Neotech?
> BTW, has anyone seen JFK? The movie was great, a must for anyone who
> likes to see someone trying to take on the Con. I couldn't help but
> see visions of "Bob" himself in Jim Garrison (Kevin Costner's character)
> with the pipe in is mouth searching for the assassins of John Kennedy.
> He may have been no saint, but I'm glad him and Bobby aren't alive to see
> what fat-Teddy and Willie Smith and others have been doing to the family
> name.....
Q: Why does a Kennedy have tears in his eyes while he's having sex?
A: Mace.
-- "It's not an idea for a film, it's my actual life!" Rich Rosen rlr@panix.com------------------------------
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