Today's Topics:
Christmas Cheer
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Date: Sat, 11 Jan 92 17:03:23 PST
From: Chuck Restivo <restivo@neon.stanford.edu>
To: subgenius-request@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Christmas Cheer
Message-Id: <CMM.0.90.2.695178203.restivo@Neon.Stanford.EDU>
Christmas in Aspen
(sung to the tune of Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow!)
Oh, the weather outside's delightful
But the women are truly frightful
With implants from head to toe
See them glow, see them glow, see them glow
Come to Aspen and find nirvana
'Specially if you're a piranha
Oh, the babes really like to fish
For a Koch or a Trump or a Tisch
Oh, they really do make great pets
Flying in on the private jets
Oh, they boogie at Caribou
With their room temperature IQs
Oh, the slopes are great for skiing
But better yet for VIPing
But ya really gotta be a pro
F'latio, f'latio, f'latio
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