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Message-Id: <YdQ_s_C00WB4E4wZsh@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Sun, 12 Jan 1992 16:07:22 -0500 (EST)
From: Paul Christopher Workman <pw0l+@andrew.cmu.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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In-Reply-To: <9201082057.AA20423@sol.metaware.com>
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Excerpts From Captions of internet.bob:
8-Jan-92 @uunet.uu.net (1642)
>>This is a hoot! Are you talking about the same Kennedy brothers that I've
>>heard of? The JFK who banged Marilyn Monroe and other women in the White
>>House and other places _while_ married to Jackie? The Bobbie Kennedy who
>>was also involved in such sessions at a beach-house in Malibu? The Kennedy
>>brothers who have been reputed to enjoy marijuana and cocaine on various
>>occassions?
>
>Of course that's who he's talking about! JFK and RFK would have been
>ashamed of Teddy and Willie! They got caught!
Take pity on Teddy, he's obviously terrified. Consider these
frightening facts:
Prior to John Kennedy's assasination, playwright Arthur Miller
was seen "skulking around" in the vicinity of the Grassy Knoll.
Prior to Bobby Kennedy's assasination, baseball great Joe Dimaggio
was witnessed "talking business" with Sirhan Sirhan.
Obviously, Edward Kennedy is afraid the same will happen
to him, so he's plunged into alcohol abuse and shuns
famous actresses.
And by the way, Oliver Stone, also in show business, was
only participating in the conspiracy to cover up the true
facts of the assasinations, to help his friends in "the
business," when he made his recent film "JFK."
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