Today's Topics:
conspiracy news flash!!!
Steinberg ripoff, Dr. Fun
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Date: Mon, 13 Jan 92 12:30:41 -0800
From: Rex Black <rex@devnet.la.locus.com>
Message-Id: <9201132030.AA456501@devnet.la.locus.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Cc: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: conspiracy news flash!!!
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Our local PR station, KCRW, had an event on Friday called "It Is No
Accident." This three-hour program covered conspiracy theories
involving JFK, Iran-Contra, and AIDS. Part of it was interviews of
theorists and debunkers, the rest was call in.
Well, I found that it was time well-spent when I heard a caller who
informed the greater Los Angeles area that, when George Bush collapsed
under the table in Tokyo, he was replaced by a robot. I later learned
from an esteemed colleague that said robot was none other than Dan
Quayle.
FYI,
Rex
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Message-Id: <9201131829.AA18774@server.dco.dec.com>
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 92 13:29:11 EST
From: Reduce Reuse Recycle 13-Jan-1992 1330 <berg@tle.enet.dec.com>
To: dobbs@tle.enet.dec.com
Subject: Steinberg ripoff, Dr. Fun
David Steinberg was on the Carson show last Friday ripping off a SubG
spiel. He did the routine about profiling personalities as Moe, Curly
and Larry types. He even used the lines about Larry types wanting to
become Moes and referring to an out of sorts type as a Shemp. It was
really blatant. More than once he referred to this as "my theory."
On another note, if we're getting into Dr. stories... A friend of mine
is an X-Ray technician. He showed me an X-Ray he developed of a mans
stomach wil several round blobs in it. It turned out that the guy
liked to bite the heads off of Barbie dolls. I wonder if he snuck up
on little girls and left them in shock and horror.
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