Today's Topics:
anti-aging, it really works!
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Date: Wed, 19 Feb 92 09:14:49 -0500
From: Eric Haines <erich@eye.com>
Message-Id: <9202191414.AA10527@hemlock>
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Subject: anti-aging, it really works!
Yesterday my wife received some samples of various Revlon products. One was
an "anti-aging" gel for your skin. There was an interesting warning label
which said not to use this gel on babies under six months of age without a
doctor's permission (luckily the lipstick and eye shadow didn't have this
warning...). The only reasonable conclusion is that the anti-aging gel must
really work, and must do so by reversing time. Using it on a young baby could
then be exceedingly dangerous, as the baby could regress to become younger
than when he was born, possibly going back to the "gill slits and tail" stage
or even disappearing altogether.
--Eric
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