Today's Topics:
Please remove cbiku@acvax.inre.asu.edu
works great on blue cheese, too
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From: gorilla@cats.ucsc.edu
Date: Thu, 20 Feb 92 02:26:48 -0800
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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
In fact I rubbed some of this on my kitten. He regressed back to the
gills and tail phase and now makes quite a nice tadpole.
Still clawas at the furniture though...
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From: Ron Page <ron_page@macmail.inre.asu.edu>
Subject: Please remove cbiku@acvax.inre.asu.edu
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Subgenius Digest Thu, 20 Feb 92 Volume 3 : Issue 37
Today's Topics:
anti-aging, it really works!
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Date: Wed, 19 Feb 92 09:14:49 -0500
From: Eric Haines <erich@eye.com>
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To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Subject: anti-aging, it really works!
Yesterday my wife received some samples of various Revlon products. One was
an "anti-aging" gel for your skin. There was an interesting warning label
which said not to use this gel on babies under six months of age without a
doctor's permission (luckily the lipstick and eye shadow didn't have this
warning...). The only reasonable conclusion is that the anti-aging gel must
really work, and must do so by reversing time. Using it on a young baby could
then be exceedingly dangerous, as the baby could regress to become younger
than when he was born, possibly going back to the "gill slits and tail" stage
or even disappearing altogether.
--Eric
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Date: Thu, 20 Feb 1992 10:51:53 -0500
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: Steve Strassmann <straz@cambridge.apple.com>
Subject: works great on blue cheese, too
>The only reasonable conclusion is that the anti-aging gel must
>really work, and must do so by reversing time.
Actually, most people already know this is a great way to preserve
babies and other small household animals, but what they don't know
is that it works great in the kitchen too.
Overcooked, stringy pot roast? Mix 1/4 cup of gel with 2 teaspoons
breadcrumbs (optional: or chives), and slather it on. Rinse off after
about 15 minutes, or when roast starts to bleed again.
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