Today's Topics:
aging cream -- it's really a plot!
[Please remove cbiku@acvax.inre.asu.edu]
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Date: Fri, 21 Feb 92 13:51:09 EST
From: "wnola at engnet" <smtplink%wnola_at_engnet@mailgate.engnet.ufl.edu>
Message-ID: <9202211351.A07471@mailgate.engnet.ufl.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: aging cream -- it's really a plot!
Wrinkled skin ->
Loose skin ->
SLACK skin ->
Aging cream is really a con PLOT which is STEALING YOUR SLACK!
Really old people are typically really SLACK (try urinating on yourself
sometime), AND really old people have lots and lots of WRINKLES!
I think you can make the connection, Bubba, so...
Be AFRAID! RUN for your life! Run for MY life!
I'm so "Bob"-damned scared that I had a dream last night wherein REAGAN
(dressed as Alice Cooper) fellated me AND MY CAT in the back seat of MY OLD VW
THAT I WRECKED IN HIGH SCHOOL(tm) while MILLIONS of happy administrators
LOOKED THE OTHER WAY, hoping that the BIG SQUIRT would pass them by, leaving
their wretched, hopeless lives STILL INTACT, O Jesus Lizard forgive the dames
of our fathers....
well, you get the POINT, Sailor...
and my sheets were NOT EVEN WET!
-Werd
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Date: Fri, 21 Feb 92 06:02:34 PST
From: "Alan H. Martin 21-Feb-1992 0904" <amartin@tle.enet.dec.com>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Cc: amartin@tle.enet.dec.com
Subject: [Please remove cbiku@acvax.inre.asu.edu]
>From: Ron Page <ron_page@macmail.inre.asu.edu>
>Subject: Please remove cbiku@acvax.inre.asu.edu
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Not as forthright as VAX PM's "Schedule contains negative slack", but somehow
it all seems to come down to the same thing.
/AHM
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