Today's Topics:
Mormonoids online
Primatology
Super Friends vs. Jesus
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Date: Wed, 4 Mar 92 10:34:07 -0800
From: Rex Black <rex@devnet.la.locus.com>
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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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> } Maura Darcy (17) co-founder of YOU: "By having a drug trest you're
> } willing to stand up for something and you're able to back it up."
I watched _Guilty by Suspicion_ this weekend. Midway through, I couldn't
help but stand up and shout,"By informing on your colleagues you're willing
to stand up for something and you're able to back it up."
Now I understand why...
Rex
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To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Mormonoids online
Date: Wed, 04 Mar 92 13:13:34 -0500
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>
Via anonymous FTP from cecelia.media.mit.edu:pub/Mormonoids.sit.hqx.
You need a Mac and StuffIt Deluxe to unpack it. It's shareware, so Do
the Right Thing (whatever "Bob" would do).
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To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Primatology
Date: Wed, 04 Mar 92 13:12:03 -0500
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>
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Toronto, Canada:
Archbisop George Cram enjoys a banana once in a while, but
he's not the kind of primate that ape researchers had in mind.
The University of Wisconsin's Regional Primate Research Center
sent Cram, primate (senior archbishop) of the Anglican Church
of Canada, a questionnaire while preparing an international
directory of primatology.
The envelope was addressed to "George Cram, Primates World
Relief and Development Fund."
The Reverend Michael Ingham, secretary for the senior
archbishop, suggested in a letter of reply that "primates in your
study are perhaps of a different species."
"While it is true that our primate occasionally enjoys bananas, I
have never seen him walk with his knuckles on the ground or
scratch himself publicly under the armpits," Ingham said.
"There are a mere 28 Anglican primates in the whole world," he
said. "They are all males, of course, but so far we have had no
problems of reproduction."
The research center's director, John Hearn, promised to strike the
church from a computer database and added in a letter to Ingham;
"In our zeal to develop a comprehensive directory, we have
strayed on this occasion from the arboreal to the spiritual."
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Message-Id: <9203041443.AA09503@media-lab.mit.edu>
From: Christopher Maeda <cmaeda@mc6.mach.cs.cmu.edu>
Date: Wed, 4 Mar 92 09:41:24 EST
To: erich@eye.com
Cc: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
In-Reply-To: <9203031449.AA09057@hemlock>
Subject: Super Friends vs. Jesus
Reply-To: cmaeda@cs.cmu.edu
From: "Eric A. Haines" <erich@eye.com>
Date: Tue, 3 Mar 92 9:49:42 EST
"There is a more powerful force for good in your life than Superman,
Batman, Aquaman, and Wonder Woman COMBINED. That force is God, Jesus
Christ, and he can help you through your times of need."
If the Council of Nicea had turned out differently, it would have been
the Superfriends in a steel cage tag-team match with God, Jesus, and
the Holy Ghost. "Superman has Jesus in a suplex in the middle of the
ring, but the Holy Ghost floats over to Jesus and tags! Mary, sitting
in the front row, weeps tears of relief. Superman can't get a hold on
the Holy Ghost. Looks like the Superfriends are in trouble..."
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