Today's Topics:
Rant song from Lucius Shepard's _Green Eyes_
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Date: Thu, 5 Mar 92 16:42:54 -0800
From: 71081000 <lettuce@ucscb.ucsc.edu>
Message-Id: <9203060042.AA18214@ucscb.UCSC.EDU>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
Superfriends Vs. Jesus
I'm just scared that that Kid's Cable station might get a hold of it and
hold some kind of Grudge match where you have the forces of Good in the
Universe, plus a couple saints throwing food at Superman and Friends.
And what of the Wonder Twins! I mean, they just got totally left out of the
whole deal. Maybe that's cuz even though God-n-Friends may be more
powerful that Superman, Batman, and Wonderwoman all rolled into one...
He's never been able to turn himself into an Ice Lawn Mower and an
Elephant.
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Date: Thu, 5 Mar 92 22:22 EST
From: Steve Barr <BARRSTEV%UNCG.BITNET@mitvma.mit.edu>
Subject: Rant song from Lucius Shepard's _Green Eyes_
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Message-id: <8DA462D9DE7F00A87C@uncg.bitnet>
"I was born in Rented Rooms Five Dollars
Down on Adjacent Boulevard,
You know that funky place got now fire escape,
No vacancies, and a dirt front yard.
My mama was Nobody's fool,
He left her for a masseuse down in New Orleans,
Take the cash and flush the credit cards
Was the best advice he ever gave to me...."
Early one mornin' with a light rain fallin'
I rode off upon my iron horse,
You seen my poster and you read my rap sheet:
Armed and dangerous, no distinguishin' marks,
Wanted for all the unnatural crimes
And for havin' too much fun,
He leads a pack of one-eyed Jacks,
He's known as Harley David's son!
Aw, they say hell hath no fury
Like a woman scorned,
But all them scornful women catch their hell
