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Municipal Slack
Which one of you did this?
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Date: Sun, 15 Mar 92 09:36:46 -0500
From: Eric Haines <erich@eye.com>
Message-Id: <9203151436.AA00886@hemlock>
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Subject: Municipal Slack
>From News of the Weird, #209, February 14, 1992:
In September, the Avon, Colo., town council resorted to a contest to name the
new bridge over the Eagle River, linking I-70 with U.S. Highway 6. Sifting
through 84 suggestions (such as "Eagle Crossing"), the council voted, 4-2, to
give it the official name "Bob".
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Date: Sun, 15 Mar 92 09:40:43 -0500
From: Eric Haines <erich@eye.com>
Message-Id: <9203151440.AA00892@hemlock>
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Subject: Which one of you did this?
Cc: bloom@cs.cornell.edu, martyc@hpnjmc.njd.hp.com, rkwillis@digex.com
>From News of the Weird, #206, January 24, 1992:
The two founders of the Partridge Family Church were ejected for obnoxiousness
from a New Haven, Conn., nightclub in September where Partridge alumni David
Cassidy and Danny Bonaduce were performing. "The Reverend Placenta Rising
Partridge" and his pal said the church worships the Family and believes each
member of the TV family has a religious counterpart. Said the Rev, "Shirley
is the Goddess and Earth Mother. Danny is Loki, the God of Mischief. Keith's
sperm is milk."
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