Today's Topics:
truth revealed
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Date: Wed, 25 Mar 92 09:21:34 -0500
From: Eric Haines <erich@eye.com>
Message-Id: <9203251421.AA03990@hemlock>
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Subject: truth revealed
A posting from alt.fan.warlord
>From: weemba@libra.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Want A larger Peter??????
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord
In-reply-to: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
In article <BLLEJv.90s@world.std.com>, kibo@world (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
HANDY "TWIN PEEKS" CHART [murder]<-->[LAURA]<--/-->[Bob]<--["Bob"]
| ^ | ^
This is fun to read even if you haven't v v v |
seen the series. I like my chart, and [David [That FBI guy] ["J.R."]
I've never seen the show! Lynch] ^ ^
/ | |
v [donuts] [Bobby in
[the log lady]<->[flouridation]-->["Eraserheads"] = the shower]
^ ^ [sex] |
| | /->[Monty Python's Flying Circles] v
[bag [lumber- /->[Ted Bundy]
ladies] jacks]<--["RoboJox"]<->[VW]<->[FOX]-->[Al&Peg Bundy]
^ | ^ \->[Children]
| v |
[the dog-faced boy]-->[Laura's<-/->[the Simpsons]<--[Life in Hell]<--[UseNet]
evil twin] |
v
And remember, the name of the show is a breast metaphor. [alt.tv.twin.peeks]
^ ^ | ^
/ | v |
[Mike Douglas]=[Douglas firs]-->[breasts] [drumsticks] [rmgroups] /->[logs]
| \______________________________________/ ^
v |
[Albert]<--/-->[furry white rats]-->[green rats]-->[traffic [the log lady]
^ lights] (here too!)
| [walk with fire me]---> ^ ^
[Layland]<-->[Pinky Lee] | |
[Herve Villachaise]<--[tattoos] ["Bob"]
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