Subgenius Digest V3 #66

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Subgenius Digest Fri, 3 Apr 92 Volume 3 : Issue 66

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Defunct user [Re: Subgenius Digest V3 #65]
you must posesss this!
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Date: Thu, 2 Apr 92 21:14:17 -0600
From: Our friend the daemon <daemon@convex.convex.com>
Message-Id: <9204030314.AA17334@convex.convex.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Defunct user [Re: Subgenius Digest V3 #65]
Reply-To: problems@convex.convex.com

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The Mailer Daemon

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Message-Id: <9204030049.AA28376@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: you must posesss this!
Date: Thu, 02 Apr 92 19:49:12 EST

I'm enjoying this so much that I wanted to share my witness with y'all.

Several months ago, the Rev 3.0 (equally-famous partner of the famous
Schwa) announced the availability of a wonderful tape -- a merciless
cut-up of the weepy Teevee Confusional of televangle-boy Robert Tilton
-- that many of you would deeply enjoy having and sharing with friends
and getting airplayed on local radio stations and playing over rented
soundtrucks parked at anti-abortion rallies.

Get a copy. Now. Send $5, to:

First Amendment Productions
PO BOX 832414
Richardson, TX 75083-2414

[If you write to Rev 3.0 <rev30@track29.lonestar.org> first, and inform
him of your SubG ordianal status, he just might extend you a clergy
discount, but for being so butt-slow about ordering in the first place,
he may just quote from Discorinthings XXIII,5:

And lo, the merchant spake unto the chief of the Jesii,
saying, "Thou would'st pocket some freebies for the sake of
The Lord, would'st thou? Most assuredly not and Hell no!
Some of us work for a living. That religion crap cutteth no
ice with me. Let us see some good cold drachmas up front."
And the Jesii were sore afflicted, but they paid up.]

A completely unsolicited witness by

-- dr foo

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