Today's Topics:
Employees must wash...
what to say
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From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Employees must wash...
Date: Mon, 27 Apr 92 13:11:37 EDT
I wish I was making this one up:
} [0336] rlcarr@ATHENA.MIT.EDU Other_Thoughts 04/22/92 10:26 (8 lines)
} Subject: holy dollars
} Israel's chief rabbinate says that the US dollar must be protected
} from contamination in "unclean places" such as the bathroom because it
} features the words "In God We Trust."
} Chief Rabbi Mordechai Eliahu ruled Tuesday that faithful Jews should
} not carry their greenbacks into the bathroom unless the money is in a
} pocket or purse.
} [source - UPI]
-- dr foo
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From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: what to say
Date: Mon, 27 Apr 92 08:05:10 EDT
This list is making the rounds at MIT. If you have any questions,
please let me know.
Blunt Euphemism
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old chronologically gifted
crippled differently-abled
dead metabolically challenged (formerly Necro-American)
ugly cosmetically oppressed
puny differently vertical
bald follicle-impaired
pre-pubescent legume-anorexic
asinine special
fatso person of mass
animal person of species
female person of gender
male vaginally challenged
grouchy other-mooded
tedious attentionally disabling
lost positionally challenged
unreal metaphysically problematic
slouch motivationally impaired
evil ethically alternative
stupid differently clued
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