Today's Topics:
The Microsoft SS? NOT!
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From: gorilla@cats.ucsc.edu
Date: Thu, 14 May 92 09:51:20 -0700
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Subject:
Didja ever wonder if you have multiple personalities, one male and one female,
and you masturbate, is that consenting adult sexual intercourse? What if
one of the personalities is under 18, is it Statutory Masturbation?
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From: HRH King 'Big Al' Lerxst <bigal@wpi.wpi.edu>
Message-Id: <9205141632.AA03843@wpi.WPI.EDU>
Subject: The Microsoft SS? NOT!
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Thu, 14 May 92 12:32:02 EDT
In the last digest....
> On the net...
>
> >From: axd7104@acfcluster.nyu.edu (Aaron Dickey)
> Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers,alt.folklore.urban
> Subject: Microsoft advocates killing of Jews
> Date: 29 Apr 92 23:24:20 GMT
>
> Hey everyone!! Did you know that Microsoft is advocating the killing of Jews
> in New York City? I sure didn't! But it's true! I read it in the paper!
Oh really? Wow! I believe everything the paper says too.......
>
> Get ready for a whopper. Once again the news media proves that it doesn't
> know the first thing about computers. The entire story, retransmitted
> without permission, is below, as it appeared in today's New York Post.
The don't? I'm so surprised....
>
> For those who don't know, the Post is a tabloid paper, where the entire front
> page is one huge headline. So, screaming out at millions of New Yorkers this
> morning was the headline, "PROGRAM OF HATE". Above the headline is a photo
> of one of those old PC green-screen displays, with "NYC" = <skull> <Star of
> David> <thumbs-up sign> superimposed on the screen. Above that is a
> subheadline, "Millions of computers carry secret message that urges death to
> Jews in New York City..."
>
This is up there with "Stairway to Heaven" backwards masking accusations.
> But Young, who discussed the matter with other computer consultants, isn't
> so sure it's just a coincidence.
> The "Wingdings" font contains no letters - just 255 symbols.
> Young calculated the odds of three letters of the alphabet being combined
> with 255 symbols, and said he found that the odds of obtaining the message
> were less than one in a trillion.
> "It's mind-blowing," said Young. "Somebody's responsible for this. This
> is very offensive."
Hmmm, about the same odds that Young DIDN't make this up because he has
no life....
>
> So what do you all think? Should we load up the buses and make a pilgrimage
> to Redmond to firebomb Bill Gates's mansion, or what?
>
Indeed, then we can stop at Howard Stern's house to kill free-speech
advocates, maim a few artists who portray nudity or homosexuality,
block access to an abortion clinic, and maybe even protest 'Basic
Instinct' and it's portrayal of women.....
Give me a break, I believe anti-Semitism exists and that it is wrong,
but this is about as credible as the allegations some years back that
Proctor & Gamble's moon and stars logo indicated devil worship.
I'm paranoid, but I'm not jonesin' for fresh material.....
N8
Nathan Crowell
Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Materials Science & Engineering
"Hate is a bottomless cup, and I will pour and pour..." - Early 90s
Folklore
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