Subgenius Digest V3 #91

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Subgenius Digest Fri, 29 May 92 Volume 3 : Issue 91

Today's Topics:
"Colorado town is calling all Bobs" (fwd)
Defunct user [Re: Subgenius Digest V3 #62]
Defunct user [Re: Subgenius Digest V3 #63]
Defunct user [Re: Subgenius Digest V3 #64]
live by the sword, die by the sword
preparing for the big send-off
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Message-Id: <m0lqo8i-00069YC@zip.veritas.com>
From: Oleg Kiselev <harvard!ames!amdcad!apple!veritas.com!oleg@eddie.mit.edu>
Subject: "Colorado town is calling all Bobs" (fwd)
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Date: Thu, 28 May 92 10:19:47 PDT

Forwarded message:
>From: Pete Apple
>Subject: "Colorado town is calling all Bobs"
>To: bob
>
>(USA Today, 5/14/92, 6D)
>
>Avon, Colo., has gone Bob wild.
>
>When last we heard from the 1,800 inhabitants of the little town near
>Vail they had voted to name a new bridge Bob. Bob-mania was born -
>
>Bob key chains, Bob bumper stickers, Bob T-shirts. And now:
>BobFest '92, "The Ultimate OK Weekend", May 23-24.
>
>"Doesn't matter if it's raining or snowing, if you're named Bob, this
>is an important pilgrimage," says a straight-faced Tom Britz, BobFest
>organizer.
>
>Among highlights: International Bob-B-Que; formal introduction of
>Bob Beer ("When you're out of Bob, you're out of town"); the Bob
>Gold Putting Tournament (all groups must have at least one member
>named Bob); and the Bobby-Sox Party, with a live '50s rock 'n' roll
>band.
>
>Want more information? Call the Bob hot line: 303-949-5189.
>

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Date: Thu, 28 May 92 12:15:31 -0500
From: Our friend the daemon <daemon@bach.convex.com>
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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Defunct user [Re: Subgenius Digest V3 #62]
Reply-To: problems@bach.convex.com

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Date: Thu, 28 May 92 12:15:15 -0500
From: Our friend the daemon <daemon@bach.convex.com>
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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Defunct user [Re: Subgenius Digest V3 #63]
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Date: Thu, 28 May 92 12:15:25 -0500
From: Our friend the daemon <daemon@bach.convex.com>
Message-Id: <9205281715.AA00225@bach.convex.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Defunct user [Re: Subgenius Digest V3 #64]
Reply-To: problems@bach.convex.com

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Date: Thu, 28 May 92 09:23:36 CDT
From: Rex Black <rex@iqsc.com>
Message-Id: <9205281423.AA08265@sparc.iqsc.COM>
To: uunet!mc.lcs.mit.edu!Subgenius@uunet.uu.net
Subject: live by the sword, die by the sword
Cc: rex%sparc@uunet.uu.net

Sometime last night, a certain Congresscrook named Traxler was
assaulted, hit on the head with a blunt object, and robbed of
all he had on him, which was about eight bucks. Now he knows
how I feel twice a month when I see the pork-barrel donations
itemized on my paystub. An act of Bob, or just poetic justice?
You make the call...

Rex

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Date: Thu, 28 May 92 10:44:40 EDT
From: "Joshua D. Glasser" <glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
Message-Id: <9205281444.AA24993@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: preparing for the big send-off
Reply-To: glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu

Orders keep pouring in for the BIG PHOTO EXPOSE!!
A few more will push it over the threshhold for IMEADIATE BULK MAILING!

Tired of LIFE as you know it? Send $1 and kiss it goodbye!

Rev. Willie ("troutguts") Mac Adamia
The Clench of the Perpetual Myasma of the One True Pipe of "Bob"
The BEAN Clench
7 1/2 Pleasant Street
Potsdam New York 13676

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