From: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu
Message-Id: <9205291850.AA01200@thelonious.MIT.EDU>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: My Electrician gave me this
Date: Fri, 29 May 92 14:50:20 EDT
Many of y'all have no doubt seen this, but I thought it might be a handy
list for those of you who might be flirting with the idea of exploring
the more classic religions in search of your next
Short-Duration-Personnel-Savory.
== Religions of the World ==
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit has all happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "shit happens."
Buddhism: The illusion of shit happening is the cause of all
suffering.
Zen B.: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock... "Shit happens"
Atheism: This is no shit.
Agnosticism: Is there shit or not?
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserved it.
Judaism: Why does shit alway happen to me?
Phenomenalism: If shit happens in the forest, and nobody's there,
does it still smell?
On a totally unrelated topic, does anybody know the dates or location of
that Urban Legends conference -- the one that's having Craig Shergold as
keynote speaker?
-- dr foo
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