Subgenius Digest V3 #100

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Tue, 16 Jun 92 00:05:07 EDT

Interestingly enough, this is exactly the same value as the French
government places on human life... The recent blockade of French
roads by truckers was caused, in part, by their objection to the
government's new "points" system for determining when someone's
license gets revoked. Speeding is 1 point, drunk driving 2, and
killing someone is worth, you guessed it, 3 points! Apparently,
the truckers thought 3 points was excessive...

- Brad

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To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: are the tumors infallible?
Date: Wed, 15 Jul 92 15:43:34 -0400
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>

Date: Wed, 15 Jul 92 3:20:7 EDT
Subject: The Pope's tumour
From: guy@minster.york.ac.uk

Apparently bits and pieces of John Paul are reproducing without
control, much to the detriment of the whole.

Is this divine justice or what?

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Subgenius Digest Fri, 17 Jul 92 Volume 3 : Issue 121

Today's Topics:
are the tumors infallible?
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Subject: are the tumors infallible?
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Date: Wed, 15 Jul 92 15:43:34 -0400
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>

Date: Wed, 15 Jul 92 3:20:7 EDT
Subject: The Pope's tumour
From: guy@minster.york.ac.uk

Apparently bits and pieces of John Paul are reproducing without
control, much to the detriment of the whole.

Is this divine justice or what?

Clearly the Pope is making himself an example to bring people back to
the True Religion, by showing that Immaculate Conception is possible
in our time.

[And, of course, the tumors are infallible, once they reach the age of
reason and whenever they discourse on matters of faith and morals, ex
cathedra. Per omnia saecula saeculorum!]

-30-
Bob

``Fidem scit!''

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