Today's Topics:
latest on the Rapture
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Date: Mon, 7 Sep 92 14:34:28 -0400
From: Eric Haines <erich@eye.com>
Message-Id: <9209071834.AA05695@hemlock>
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Subject: latest on the Rapture
Yes, it's fall, when leaves turn variegated hues, there's a bracing little nip
in the air, and men's minds turn to thoughts of when Antichrist will walk the
earth. Recently someone went by on our street and put under each windshield a
happy little pamphlet about the Rapture. Not much new, except an exact date:
October 28, 1992
Mark it on your calendar, so you won't be caught without your 666 tatoo for
shopping and whatnot. Save yourself some social embarassment; it's awful to
be martyred in line at the Qwiky Mart when one of Satan's helpers (a.k.a. the
checkout clerk) determines you're without one. Get the bar coded version for
faster service.
In the same vein, I recently saw a t-shirt for sale at a local rural fair:
JESUS ( <- with this word replacing "PEPSI" in the Pepsi logo )
the choice of the _last_ generation
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