Subgenius Digest V3 #158

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Subgenius Digest Wed, 9 Sep 92 Volume 3 : Issue 158

Today's Topics:

latest on the Rapture (2 msgs)
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From: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu
Message-Id: <9209081617.AA01201@thelonious>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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Date: Tue, 08 Sep 92 12:17:54 EDT

} Subgenius Digest Tue, 8 Sep 92 Volume 3 : Issue 157
} From: Eric Haines <erich@eye.com>
}...
} In the same vein, I recently saw a t-shirt for sale at a local rural fair:
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} JESUS ( <- with this word replacing "PEPSI" in the Pepsi logo )
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} the choice of the _last_ generation

Ah... reminds me of the old Pepsi-derived spiritual:

Xtianity hits the spot!
Twelve apostles, that's a lot!
Holy Ghost and a Virgin, too,
Xtianity's the One for You!

Sing *that* one for the Inquisition.

-- dr foo

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From: Bill Marrs <viewpnt!bill@uunet.uu.net>
Message-Id: <9209081335.AA01601@wayforward>
Subject: latest on the Rapture
To: uunet!mc.lcs.mit.edu!Subgenius@uunet.uu.net
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 9:35:39 EDT

..and for all of you who would rather keep religion out of the apocalypse,
don't forget to call the DOOM hotline. (Sponsored by The Organization for
Secular Armaggeddonism)

(415) 673-DOOM (3666)

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Message-Id: <IefATrW00WCqQGKkcP@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 11:34:15 -0400 (EDT)
From: David Allen Markley <dm3e+@andrew.cmu.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: latest on the Rapture
Cc: erich@eye.com
In-Reply-To: <9209071834.AA05695@hemlock>
In-Reply-To: <9209071834.AA05695@hemlock>

Excerpts from assocs.abortion-discussion: 7-Sep-92 latest on the Rapture
Eric Haines@eye.com (857)

> Yes, it's fall, when leaves turn variegated hues, there's a bracing little nip
> in the air, and men's minds turn to thoughts of when Antichrist will
> walk the earth. Recently someone went by on our street and put under
> each windshield a happy little pamphlet about the Rapture.

What the hell is this post doing on this board?

Go start a new vein on cmu.misc.opinion.

++David

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