Today's Topics:
I *want* one of these!!
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Date: Fri, 02 Oct 1992 15:10:48 EDT
From: mycroft@ufcc.ufl.edu
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Message-ID: <009617ED.4F98CB60.31757@ufcc.ufl.edu>
Subject:
bob always gets a cut!
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Message-Id: <9210021655.AA09787@thelonious>
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: I *want* one of these!!
Date: Fri, 02 Oct 92 12:55:08 EDT
To deal with some neighbors...
} It's a Bird, It's a Plane...
}
} News item from United Press International: "LANGLEY, VA --- Officials
} at Langley Air Force Base said today that a cannon that hurls dead
} chickens at airplanes at 700 miles an hour is helping to reduce
} accidents caused by jets hitting birds. Major Dennis Funnemark said
} that the device, called a chicken gun, was a converted twenty-foot
} cannot that shoots four-pound chickens into the engines, winshields,
} and landing gear to determine how much damage such collisions can
} cause."
}
} from No Comment
-- Noah Zark
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