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Date: Mon, 5 Oct 92 07:56:55 EDT
From: Wes Morgan <morgan@engr.uky.edu>
Message-Id: <9210051156.AA26510@s.ecc.engr.uky.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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>From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
>Subject: I *want* one of these!!
>Date: Fri, 02 Oct 92 12:55:08 EDT
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>} News item from United Press International: "LANGLEY, VA --- Officials
>} at Langley Air Force Base said today that a cannon that hurls dead
>} chickens at airplanes at 700 miles an hour is helping to reduce
>} accidents caused by jets hitting birds. Major Dennis Funnemark said
>} that the device, called a chicken gun, was a converted twenty-foot
>} cannot that shoots four-pound chickens into the engines, winshields,
>} and landing gear to determine how much damage such collisions can
>} cause."
How does a guy get out of this chickenshit outfit?
--Wes
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