Subgenius Digest V3 #172

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Subgenius Digest Thu, 8 Oct 92 Volume 3 : Issue 172

Today's Topics:
New advances in computational theology
RANT-n-RAVE 2
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Message-Id: <9210072240.AA06452@mahler.media.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: New advances in computational theology
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 92 18:40:50 -0400
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>

From: neerven@cwi.nl (Jan van Neerven)
Newsgroups: alt.atheism,alt.messianic,alt.pagan,alt.postmodern,alt.prose
Subject: monograph on existence of Purgatory
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:12:41 GMT
Followup-To: alt.atheism

PURGATORY EXISTS !!!!!
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A mathematical proof of the existence of Purgatory is
claimed by a team of Dutch mathematicians from the Centre
for Mathematics and Computer Science and the University of
Amsterdam. Their results appear in a monograph entitled

"Das Fegefeuer-Theorem"
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DE PURGATORIO

Eschatologische Axiomatik
zum
transorbitalen
Suendenmanagement

published by Libelle-Verlag, Bottighofen am Bodensee,
ISBN 3-909081-55-X.
The authors are J.A.P. Heesterbeek, J.M.A.M. van Neerven
and H.A.J.M. Schellinx.
The monograph is written in academic German, with an
extensive mathematical Appendix in English.

We cite the English Condensation:

'This book gives the Deomathematical description
of Sinning. You, reading this summary in a book-
shop, should stare into your deepest Ego and
contemplate whether your Sin-load is bigger than
10 (jokes about the Royal Family (UK readers) or
Dan Quayle (US readers) already drive it above
25) while your Extensional Soulbalance is below
0. Do not contemplate too long though, the book-
seller has noticed you and wonders if you really
will buy. Your Soulsearch reveals that You, Reader,
are a Sinner. It is then good to know that we
rigorously prove that Purgatory exists. Buying this
book will favourably influence your personal
grill-time.'

The 'Sommaire Prospective (1758)':

'Votre Altesse trouvera dans ce Trait'e des matieres
de Th'elogie, de Philosophie & de Math'ematique,
mani'ees aved beaucoup d'habilit'e & de d'elicatesse:
elles sont toutes de votre sphere ces matieres.'

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hees@cwi.nl
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To: Automatic Subgenius Digestifier <Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>,
"Mark T. Gunderson" <mgunders@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
Reply-to: toad@cs.cmu.edu
Subject: RANT-n-RAVE 2
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 92 23:58:21 -0400
Message-ID: <1349.718516701@JUNIN.MT.CS.CMU.EDU>
From: Todd_Kaufmann@junin.mt.cs.cmu.edu

another one, just like the last one...

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