Today's Topics:
upcoming rapture (Re: SubG Digest 3.160 retransmit )
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Date: Thu, 8 Oct 92 16:47:50 GMT-0600
From: Reagen Ward <ward@hydra.cche.olemiss.edu>
Message-Id: <9210082247.AA06216@ hydra.cche.olemiss.edu >
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
Just the other evening, in the small village of Taylor, MS, I met my first mafia
farmer. He looked italian, and had the italian enunciation, but he also had a
horrible southern accent. He walked out of his outhouse with a Stark Fist, so I
knew I had to meet him and find out more about him. Here's a tidbit of the
fantastic revelations he laid upon my mind that evening.
WELL BOY lemme tell ya my story.
Here I was, jus' sittin' here, mindin' my own bizness, readin' my Stark Fist ya
know, and all of a suddin', dis here fella wit' a pipe and a city-suit fell out of da
sky. Why da HELL he was in da sky, I dunno.
SO, seein' as how he looked kinda familiar like, I 'cided ta introduce myself ta
dis guy. He shook my hand, sed his name was "Bob," and that he was lookin' fer
a good cheeseburger. I told him we had da best in da state. He looked at me wit'
a glint in his eye and dat damned goofy grin. He said, "Show me da way."
I LED him inta da restaurant, and told Louise ta fix up her best burger fer dis
guy, dat he was a special pal o' m
ine. She replied, "Yeah, kinda figured. Ya got da $20 you owe me?" Before I
could tell da babe dat I just wrote da check, "Bob" flipped out a big, shiny
Credit Card from the FIRST X-IST BANK OF SLACK. "This should take care
o' my pal's debts, babe," he said. Whadda guy.
NOW you just wait here while I go grab a pipe, ya hear me kid? I'll be right
back.
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He came back and finished the story, as I shall do shortly.
Rev. Eugene V. Horowitz, Rabbi
23'rd Church of the Jewish Catholic Subgenius.
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To: The Network Clench <Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Reply-to: toad@cs.cmu.edu
Subject: upcoming rapture (Re: SubG Digest 3.160 retransmit )
In-Reply-To: <9209222201.AA07088@mahler.media.mit.edu>
Date: Thu, 08 Oct 92 01:36:59 -0400
Message-ID: <1484.718522619@JUNIN.MT.CS.CMU.EDU>
From: Todd_Kaufmann@junin.mt.cs.cmu.edu
I just heard something about "Kwan" (pronounced, p'haps not spelled)
a thing in Korea, just like the rapture.
I think Paul Harvey mentioned it yesterday.
anyone else hear about it?
Is it comforting to know that USA is not the only crazy country?
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