Today's Topics:
a mild demurral
Bob sells drugs?
Is Perot the Anti-Bob?
Rapture song
SDPS Recommendation
upcoming rapture (Re: SubG Digest 3.160 retransmit )
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From: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu
Message-Id: <9210091321.AA28079@thelonious>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: a mild demurral
In-Reply-To: Your message of Fri, 09 Oct 92 00:07:32 -0400.
Date: Fri, 09 Oct 92 09:21:12 EDT
} Subgenius Digest Fri, 9 Oct 92 Volume 3 : Issue 173
} From: Todd_Kaufmann@junin.mt.cs.cmu.edu
}
} ...a thing in Korea, just like the rapture.
}
} I think Paul Harvey mentioned it yesterday.
} ...
} Is it comforting to know that USA is not the only crazy country?
Maybe, yeah... but do they have a Paul Harvey in Korea?
-- dr foo
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Date: Fri, 9 Oct 92 11:00:51 PDT
From: Dean Ellis PSE <dean@bellahs.com>
Message-Id: <9210091800.AA11770@lao. bellahs.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Bob sells drugs?
I didn't know bob was in the rave scene, let alone had
a drug operation going? Bob is everywhere... I submit.
Dean.
>From: uunet!netcom.com!howard (Howard Berkey)
>Message-Id: <9210090620.AA25143@netcom2.netcom.com>
>Subject: Re: rave info (Can the drug talk!)
>To: bprofane@netcom.com (Gert Niewahr)
>Date: Thu, 8 Oct 92 23:20:19 PDT
>Cc: sfraves@soda.berkeley.edu
>In-Reply-To: <9210090440.AA16948@netcom2.netcom.com>; from "Gert Niewahr" at Oct 8, 92 9:40 pm
>X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11]
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>To whoever originally wrote:
>>
>> >BTW: how about an info exchange on who has
>> >a line on some good x/acid? it hurts to get burned.
>>
>
>Why sure. I operate a large meth lab just south of Concord. Due to the
>large proceeds I've generated from forcing gradeschool children to push
>crank and coke on their classmates, I can offer a substantial discount
>on x and acid (although I'm planning on dosing the state legislature right
>before the election so get your acid while you can!)
> For a list of mind-bending things I offer, send me $20 and mail
>$20 to the Church of the SubGenius, POB 140306, Dallas, TX 75214. Tell them
>Pope Peter the Principled sent you.
>
>
>
>-Howard :)
.. My opinions are my own,
no one else wanted them, so I had to give them a home...
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Message-Id: <9210092144.AA17189@mahler.media.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Is Perot the Anti-Bob?
Date: Fri, 09 Oct 92 17:44:50 -0400
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>
This from back in July. Guess that the aliens have erased the Dod
files by now.
DALLAS, July 16 /U.S. Newswire/ -- A Defense Department
investigation has confirmed till-now presidential hopeful H. Ross
Perot has had ongoing discussions with what are reported to be
leaders of an 'Alien' race. Defense Department official Jaris
Walters announced the results of the investigation just hours
after Perot's pull out. Details were limited, but a follow up story
by CNN confirmed the allegations through their own research.
According to the Defense Department release Perot had 'on several
occasions' been in contact with the supposed 'Alien beings' and
had discussed 'affairs relating to the [appropriation] of Alaskan
oil resources' and to the 'financial assistance' the 'Aliens' were
providing. The Defense Department did release approximately 35
seconds of taped phone conversations with the Presidential
hopeful.
CNN's independent investigation also revealed a grainy black and
white photograph that was reported to show Mr. Perot in conference
with what is believed to be an 'Alien being'. Officials have not
confirmed the photo as authentic.
The Perot organization has refused to comment on the allegations
thus far, but political insiders believe that it is a major reason
for today's surprise drop of Perot from the race.
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From: Mark T Gunderson <mgunders@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
Message-Id: <9210091450.AA11758@top.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
Subject: Rapture song
To: Automatic Subgenius Digestifier <Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 92 10:50:07 EDT
Speaking of the rapture, the article here about the Rapture Insurance
caused me to blurt out a song about the rapture, which was performed here
in Columbus Ohio at Cafe Ashtray on October 2nd:
Rapture is coming, God recalls his flock
But if you're not a Christian, you have no room to talk
Go to a church and confess all your wrongs
Or you'll be left behind in a world of parties, punks, and bongs
The world will gain some elbow room because of Jesus' power
With any luck my city will be a permanent after-hours
The movie rating system won't have meaning anymore,
No stickers on the music I buy, 'cuz no more Tipper Gore
Rapture, Rapture, Rapture, Rapture
All the Christians are going going gone!
Rapture, Rapture, Rapture, Rapture
Nothing left but fun fun fun!
Eh, something like that.
- Mark G.
-- "In our great nation, we have a responsibility to not only maintain the truth, but LIES!" - Me, in a recent dream------------------------------
From: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu Message-Id: <9210091404.AA28095@thelonious> To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu Subject: SDPS Recommendation Date: Fri, 09 Oct 92 10:04:52 EDT
Our ShorDurPerSav Spotter Service recommendation for the week of the 38th of Cunegonde:
