Today's Topics:
I *want* one of these!!
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Message-Id: <Aepo9L200VpAQ3blQh@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 16:51:35 -0400 (EDT)
From: John Charles Fiala <jf2z+@andrew.cmu.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: I *want* one of these!!
In-Reply-To: <9210021655.AA09787@thelonious>
In-Reply-To: <9210021655.AA09787@thelonious>
} It's a Bird, It's a Plane...
}
} News item from United Press International: "LANGLEY, VA --- Officials
} at Langley Air Force Base said today that a cannon that hurls dead
} chickens at airplanes at 700 miles an hour is helping to reduce
} accidents caused by jets hitting birds. Major Dennis Funnemark said
} that the device, called a chicken gun, was a converted twenty-foot
} cannot that shoots four-pound chickens into the engines, winshields,
} and landing gear to determine how much damage such collisions can
} cause."
}
} from No Comment
Time for Uncle Shmal to warm up R&D, I see a winner here.
Just think: Not only will it deliver fried chicken ballisticly,
but it's also for self-defence!
-john
"Kiss me, I'm Irish"
"Eat me, I'm Danish"
jf2z+@andrew.cmu.edu
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