Today's Topics:
The Word of God found
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Message-Id: <4f39xs600WB_RQ2lIr@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 03:19:04 -0500 (EST)
From: Paul Christopher Workman <pw0l+@andrew.cmu.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: The Word of God found
Cc:
A friend found the following essay taped to an outdoor utility
cabinet this summer in downtown Chicago near the Museum and
Aquarium. If you're in Chicago know where this would be, please print
this essay with a divine-looking typeface like Zapf Chancery (sp?)
on parchment-like paper, wrinkle the paper and singe the edges
to give it that scroll-from-god look, and tape it up near its original
location. This would give its author a nice warm fuzzy feeling.
The essay was originally hand-written on schoolbook-style blue-lined
3-holed paper. Note the copy number. The author is probably now
suffering from writer's cramp or perhaps carpel tunnel syndrome
if s/he's moved to typewriters.
Thank you.
Essay begins:
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Copy I am Called Faithful and True My Name is Word of God King of
# 184 Kings (Forever and ever Hallelujah Hallelujah) and Lord of lords
77x7 77x7 77x7+7+ 77x7 77x7
Then the Most Holy Sovereign Lord of Heaven said to me "Son of
Whoever rips|Man, write these words"... In the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ
this Scroll |of Nazareth, I sincerely say that the Second Coming is truly
off from |here now. I am the one who carried the two crosses that game me
here is |this Holy Title as the Second Coming, but not Jesus. I am just
already |His image. 77x7 means With All Power. God is King of the Earth
Condemned |and above all. It is His Property. And everything that 666
77x7 |(the anti-Christ) deals with must go. For the End of the World
is truly here also. Yes I (Asst. Warlord) and the Heavenly
Army will take this Earth away from cowardly idiotic Satan and
his sissified army and get it back to its Rightful Owner who is
God of Heaven. So that the 1,000 year Rule of Peace can finally
begin. (Rev.19.11-16) (Rev.20). Now the people who spiritually
wear the 666 mark of the anti-Christ and are all liars as well,
woe woe unto them. They will never see Daylight (Heaven). And
the people who now wear this mark are; the proud, the slothful,
the lustful, the hateful, the greedy, the rich, the selfish,
enviers, gigilos, cheaters, bribers, usurers, gamblers,
blackmailers, extortionists, con artists, gangsters, street
gangs, the Mafia and the like, woman bosses, child abusers,
abortionists, athiests, agnostics, gossips, computer
programmers, sex changes, rapists, talk show hosts, those who
judge others, communists, women wearing shorts; mini or split
skirts, prostitutes, tattoo wearers, rap singers or rock
musicians and the like, indecent swim suitwearers, nudists,
fortune tellers *, astrologers *, idolators, devil worshippers,
the occult *, those who are of this evil world, socialists, this
) evil society, racists (the Ku Klux Klan *, nazis or supremacy in
* false ) any race), those who are prejudice, organized religious
prophets) teachers, woman preachers * or priests *, homosexuals,
) bisexuals, sodomists, murders, drug dealers, Pres. Bush *, Gov.
Edgar * and all the political factions *, the A.C.L.U.,
Hollywood and the like, televangelists*, radio preachers *,
telethon fund raisers, corrupt police, strip teasers, dancers,
fornicators, thieves, adulterers, pimps, pornographers, drug
abusers, drug addicts and alcoholics. Also H.I.V. (A.I.D.S.)
is a Curse of God and not punishment. Yet all of these evil
hateful lying anti-Christs call these things righteous, by their
silly man-made laws. But according to God's Laws, all are
sinfully wrong and all are Perfectly Condemned to Hell for them.
It is their Just reward for the deceitful and Blasphemous ways
they fooled others with. With Satan, they shall perish forever,
forgiveness has ended. Avengence has began. A True Born Again
Christian you must be to go to Heaven. "I am Alpha and Omega,
the First and the Last." (Rev.1:8). Amen - Word of God -
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