Today's Topics:
Introductory notice, as instructed by Fuerer Michael Travers
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From: "A Lleftist in Llove..." <Christian@unh.edu>
Message-Id: <199212121531.AA02162@kepler.unh.edu>
Subject: Introductory notice, as instructed by Fuerer Michael Travers
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 10:31:44 -0500 (EST)
Hi, is the the slack police? I'm a completely slackless college victim with
a roommate and a golden retriever named something palindromic.
I'm looking for women through e-mail to share hot passionate wet netsex so
that I can rise from my current Usenet-lurking almost-bump-the-phone-and-get
-line-noise post-uuencoded-gifs-of-Cindy-Crawford-but-do-them-all-out-of-order
-and-miss-some-parts-and-get-mercilessly-flamed-on-a-regular-basis subscribe-
and-contribute-to-the-90210-mailing-list existence.
Can someone help? I like Frenchmen and women with fingernail hair.
Apply below. No convicts please, it brings a bad light to my gun-smuggling
operation, which works primarily with the Moral Majority.
Wiping my eye-crusties,
Christian
[Was that good, Mike Travers?]
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