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From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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Date: Sun, 20 Dec 92 00:19:08 EST
} From: "Mitchell L. Silverman" <mitch@cfraix.cfr.usf.edu>
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} While leaving the school, the child stopped and licked a handrail and
} was instantly frozen to the railing by his tongue and upper lip. His
} father attempted to free him but could not. Instead, the father helped
} his son by a novel and effective means--he urinated on the boy's
} tongue.
A case of being simultaneously pissed ON *and* pissed OFF, yes?
-- Miles Tougeaux
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