Today's Topics:
short duration marriage HELP?!?!
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Date: Fri, 1 Jan 93 07:13:46 EST
From: jprovo@gnu.ai.mit.edu
Message-Id: <9301011213.AA11107@wombat.gnu.ai.mit.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: short duration marriage HELP?!?!
what kinda fooool are you boy?
I've performed COUNTLESS marriages, and the REALLY important things are:
1- you get paid.
2- the church gets paid.
3- you get paid.
and not to mention
4- you get paid.
SOme of my certificates were hastily scrwaled on barroom napkins,
and those are the ones that have meant the most to the recipients.
just bloody well make sure they UNDERSTAND *why* all arrangements should
come with an expiration date. tell them you are trying to keep their
relationship healthy, fresh & new, not letting it curdle and go lumpy
like that milk on the back of the shelf at the executroid lunchroom...
wow, ``Bob''; what yer mini-steers have sunk to....
Rev. Dkr. Nick LaRG0, ASC
First Orthodox MegaSpooTemple of the Squirting Yeti Dobbs, Clench of
the Unrepentant Gunman, and Shrine of the Sacred Bleeding Head.
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