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Defunct user [Re: Subgenius Digest V4 #13]
Defunct user [Re: Subgenius Digest V4 #15]
Department of redundancy department
help
Put me on the list!
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Date: Tue, 9 Feb 93 19:22:16 -0600
From: Our friend the daemon <daemon@mikey.convex.com>
Message-Id: <9302100122.AA25349@mikey.convex.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Defunct user [Re: Subgenius Digest V4 #13]
Reply-To: problems@mikey.convex.com
The referenced mail message was received by "peters", a user who is
no longer with the company and for whom we have no forwarding address,
which means there is no one there to read your mail! This mail appears
to have been directed to the following address(es):
Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Please verify that you actually mailed the person whom you were
intending to mail. If you mailed a group alias, you should contact
that alias's owner and explain to them that the alias contains an
ex-employee. If you have further questions, please address them
to notes problems.
The Mailer Daemon
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Date: Tue, 9 Feb 93 19:48:11 -0600
From: Our friend the daemon <daemon@mikey.convex.com>
Message-Id: <9302100148.AA25738@mikey.convex.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Defunct user [Re: Subgenius Digest V4 #15]
Reply-To: problems@mikey.convex.com
The referenced mail message was received by "peters", a user who is
no longer with the company and for whom we have no forwarding address,
which means there is no one there to read your mail! This mail appears
to have been directed to the following address(es):
Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Please verify that you actually mailed the person whom you were
intending to mail. If you mailed a group alias, you should contact
that alias's owner and explain to them that the alias contains an
ex-employee. If you have further questions, please address them
to notes problems.
The Mailer Daemon
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Message-Id: <9302100416.AA13830@media.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Cc: Don.Duval@eng.sun.com, ender2@husc.harvard.edu
Subject: Department of redundancy department
Date: Tue, 09 Feb 93 23:16:13 -0500
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>
A certain Unix mailer decides to regurgitate several copies of
undigested digests. You all suffer. Tough luck, this is the
information age, if you can't handle it, better go back to paper or
clay tablets. You think this is bad, "Bob" was made to write "I will
not immanetize the eschaton" 10^(10^10) times with his fingernails on
the rock walls of hell during one of his sojurns there. Then he had
to read it.
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From: Harold Pulcher <pulcher@mikey.convex.com>
Message-Id: <9302100008.AA23163@mikey.convex.com>
Subject: help
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: Tue, 9 Feb 93 18:08:09 CST
HELP
INDEX
-- ( Harold Pulcher | If bread always falls butter side down, and ) ( System Integration/Support | a cat always lands feet first. What would ) ( Convex Computer Corporation | happen if you put a piece of buttered bread ) ( Email: pulcher@convex.com | on the back of a cat. #include <disclaim.h> )------------------------------
From: C Randolph Philipp <randy@linus.ngs.noaa.gov> Subject: Put me on the list! To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu Date: Tue, 9 Feb 93 14:50:19 EST Message-ID: <9302091530.aa12932@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Please put me on the list!
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Date: Tue, 9 Feb 93 21:45:51 -0500 From: Paul Dworkin <paul@media.mit.edu> Message-Id: <9302100245.AA07963@media.mit.edu> To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu Subject: tHE rEaL ``Illuminati Secret "Decoder" Ring''
The previous decoder ring [murder]<-->[LAURA]<--/-->[Bob]<--["Bob"] messages have been erroneous. | ^ | ^ Update is enclosed. v v v | Please take note and "expedite". [David [That FBI guy] ["J.R."] Lynch] ^ ^ / | | v [donuts] [Bobby in [the log lady]<->[flouridation]-->["Eraserheads"] = the shower] ^ ^ [sex] | | | /->[Monty Python's Flying Circles] v [bag [lumber- /->[Ted Bundy] ladies] jacks]<--["RoboJox"]<->[VW]<->[FOX]-->[Al&Peg Bundy] ^ | ^ \->[Children] | v | [the dog-faced boy]-->[Laura's<-/->[the Simpsons]<--[Life in Hell]<--[UseNet] evil twin] | v And remember, the name of the show is a breast metaphor. [alt.tv.twin.peeks] ^ ^ | ^ / | v | [Mike Douglas]=[Douglas firs]-->[breasts] [drumsticks] [rmgroups] /->[logs] | \______________________________________/ ^ v | [Albert]<--/-->[furry white rats]-->[green rats]-->[traffic [the log lady] ^ lights] (here too!) | [walk with fire me]---> ^ ^ [Layland]<-->[Pinky Lee] | | [Herve Villachaise]<--[tattoos] ["Bob"]
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From: z_madsenka@ccsvax.sfasu.edu Subject: Trust Me......Trust Me....... Trust Me..... Trust Me.... Message-Id: <1993Feb7.200445.2713@ccsvax.sfasu.edu> Date: 7 Feb 93 20:04:45 CST Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University
How should one user of this news service distinguish therselves from another. I like being someones answer. I like to recieve other peoples questions. I am having problems in knowing what kind of person the questioner is. Is He or She a Pregnant 13 year old just looking for a cheap thrill. Or has the person concidered all of the possible ramifications of the Question and Is looking for Suport. Or is the person weighing the evidence, just looking for more information on which to base there opinion.
I am a Questioner, I like recieving answers. I am having problems knowing the intent and quality of the People who answer my questions. Is this an ex-murrderer killer pharmasist who likes giving misinformation, or a user who knows a little somthing about the way it was for them, Or Reasercher who has calculated the information upon which I need to base my conclusion.
I hope that you will Evaluate me with Prudence. Kris Madsen: The Believer
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