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Handy fund-raising tip
HOT LINE HOT LINE HOT LINE HOT LINE
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Message-Id: <9303041858.AA03490@media.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Handy fund-raising tip
Date: Thu, 04 Mar 93 13:58:30 -0500
From: Michael Travers <mt@media.mit.edu>
[from RISKS]
In the Jan/Feb issue of _Health_ magazine p. 53:
Talk About Paying Through the Nose
Bill-collection agencies in England began lacing their invoices with a
product containing androstenone, a chemical secreted from men's armpits and
groins that is known to be a sex attractant in some species. In one
preliminary study, mailed invoices treated with the product resulted in a
14 percent higher payment rate than untreated bills.
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Date: Thu, 4 Mar 93 13:12:42 -0800
Message-Id: <9303042112.AA21389@amtoo.ucsc.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
From: "Wailer at the Gates of Dawn" <banshee@cats.ucsc.edu>
Subject: HOT LINE HOT LINE HOT LINE HOT LINE
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