Subgenius Digest V4 #41

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Subgenius Digest Wed, 10 Mar 93 Volume 4 : Issue 41

Today's Topics:
Does "Bob" desire? (Re: BOB's wants)
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Date: Tue, 9 Mar 93 08:00:14 EST
From: "Joshua D. Glasser" <glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
Message-Id: <9303091300.AA08553@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
To: Z_MADSENKA@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
In-Reply-To: <930308174537.260045bb@CCSVAX.SFASU.EDU>
Subject: Does "Bob" desire? (Re: BOB's wants)
Reply-To: glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu

"Bob" is a salesman. In his mind's eye, the only thing he sees is making THAT
SALE! He is the one and true SAINT of SALES.

"Bob"'s parentage is a subject of great debate and confusion. Its just too
complicated; unless you have a SLACK awareness even eavesdropping on a
discussion of it can cause severe burns.

Without a SLACK awareness, nothing "Bob" does is consistent or predictable.
"Bob" sucks the bowwave of SLACK in his wake. "Bob" took the cause out of
causality. "Bob" thrashed the primary mover to within an inch of its life.
Time flees at "Bob"'s approach. "Bob" is never constrained by the paradoxes
of his existence. "Bob" is THE bulwark. Because "Bob" is cutting the deals,
everyone and everything pays- and not only through the nose- "Bob" has the
infinitely sliding scale - "Bob" has time control.

Sure, "Bob" is dead. Connie did it. I was there. Connie and I were a team. Or,
more accurately, I was the CARGO, WHIP and YOKE and Connie was WAGON, DRIVER,
and the OXEN. I dont remember how I got there, but "Bob" gave me a lift home
afterwards in his Falcon.

Blashamy? Praise "Bob"!

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