Today's Topics:
a question
F(on)Z not WOZ.
Kutuhlpa.
Splendind, indeed, are the stately Kutuhlpa. Bao"Bob" of the Isle.
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From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: a question
Date: Wed, 10 Mar 93 11:04:11 EST
Dear Fellow Revs, Repos, and Rivulets,
Recently a hot babe approached and, noting my clerical attire, said,
"You're a SubGenius holy man, right? Can you give me a Bob-job?"
Never having heard of a "Bob-job", I had to wing it. I did the best I
could, of course. She enjoyed it, and neither the petting zoo nor the
bowling alley will be bringing legal action, after all.
But, now that the police cruiser's been returned and the feathers have
mostly been swept up, I'm wondering what a "Bob-job" is *supposed* to
be.
-- dr foo
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To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
cc: G.Joly@cs.ucl.ac.uk
Subject: F(on)Z not WOZ.
Date: Wed, 10 Mar 93 11:24:32 +0000
From: Gordon Joly <G.Joly@cs.ucl.ac.uk>
Message-ID: <9303100625.aa20276@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
`` "I can hear it all in my head, with good acoustics, and all the
rhythms in the right place, the pitch really nice," he explains.
"When I have to bring it to an audience, it comes into contact with
the laws of physics and then trouble begins." ''
Frank Zappa (who was a heavy smoker), The Manchester Guardian,
10 March 1993.
El Gordo.
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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
CC: G.Joly@cs.ucl.ac.uk, "Joshua D. Glasser" <glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
Subject: Kutuhlpa.
Date: Wed, 10 Mar 93 13:12:35 +0000
From: Gordon Joly <G.Joly@cs.ucl.ac.uk>
Message-ID: <9303100823.aa20809@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
In English, Catalpa. We have two such "bean trees" growing in the
grounds of University College, London.
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Date: Wed, 10 Mar 93 11:27:22 EST
From: "Joshua D. Glasser" <glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
Message-Id: <9303101627.AA15099@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
To: G.Joly@cs.ucl.ac.uk
Cc: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
In-Reply-To: <9303101317.AA14276@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu>
Subject: Splendind, indeed, are the stately Kutuhlpa. Bao"Bob" of the Isle.
Reply-To: glasserj@sun.mcs.clarkson.edu
(And, let me thank you for helping to spread the word of the Kutuhlpa to the
millions! The courage and selflessness that you have demonstrated in coming
forward and speaking out is truely an inspiration! Things need to be said!)
Praise "Bob"!
Two BEAN trees! Two!
This old print queue of mine just went plumb crazy and spat out hundreds of
copies of a not meant to be seen, after I left the room!
Signs! Signs of the Times(tm)!
As that great rap sensation L.J. Sad Sugarhose said on that totally disgusting
"Hoze on Hoze" album: "Aint where bean trees come from! where to bean trees
going now going kill!".
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