9. Cult leader just keeps asking, "so, uh, what do you guys want to do now?"
8. At the annual convention your cult gets the booth all the way in the back.
7. Their description of heaven sounds suspiciously like Sea World.
6. The Kool-Aid tastes funny.
5. It's called "The Danson Family" and you get together every Thursday night
to watch "Cheers".
4. You're named cult leader because you're the only one with a car.
3. You recognize many of your fellow members from the World Wrestling
Federation.
2. Their TV spokesperson is Joe Piscopo.
1. It's just a bunch of nude fat guys.
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To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: What does STP mean?
Date: Mon, 22 Mar 93 12:07:15 +0000
From: Gordon Joly <G.Joly@cs.ucl.ac.uk>
Message-ID: <9303220708.aa16034@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
STP - Software Through Pictures
STP - Standard Temperature and Pressure (see NTP)
NTP - Normal Temperature and Pressure (see STP)
BTW, what of "Stars That Play with Laughing Sam's Dice"?
Stop Teenage Pregnancy?
Gordo.
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